Sutra 9: The Traditions of DNA and Vitamins and Minerals

Seeing the folly of his father Methionon strived to create more

He led his siblings to build great structures known as proteins. Gigantic machines greater than anything the world has ever seen.

He built great factories called Ribosomes and started building every protein himself. At the end of each protein came Persephone the Maiden of Death and ends.

Methionon cared greatly for his family’s future. He knew that alcohol could compromise his family’s future so he wrote his sacred scrolls without alcohol.

He wrote his script with Deoxyribose so it had no alcohols on the side and it didn’t react, it was resilient and good for storing information

Methionon saw that his script was erroneous so he changed it.

Methionon added a dot to his U’s to make them easier to read.

And Methionon methylated many more runes

Some A’s G’s and even C’s

In fancy calligraphy he passed onto his son a fully methylated UGG. But alas dotted G looked too much like A.

Methionon’s first son Esperon died from his magic scroll saying UAA instead of UGG. Instead of invoking Tryptophanes he invoked Persephone the maiden of death, and so he died from a nonsense mutation.

And so this is why we never methylate G’s.

We keep Uracil methylated for protection but avoid excesses

And occasionally Methylate our A’s and C’s

G’s with methyls and U’s without methyls are the signs of a civilization disconnected from tradition. Cancer, a society lost in hedonism.

Methionon decided there must be order in the code. So he offered each of his siblings trademarks in the code.

He wrote 64 inscriptions in his DNA and the Elohim scrambled for them

He took for himself AUG the great start codon. Mithra-Adonai-Azoth

The great potential of the Sun, bound by Mitra-Varuna on either side

Each aggressively fought for their words and patented them and all adjacent.

First Phanella took UUU, Prolina CCC, Lyson AAA, and Glycon GGG

Leucina, Serena, and Arginina were powerful and claimed multiple spots

Leucina under Adonai and Hausa

Serena under Adonai and Mithra

Arginina under Hausa and Mithra

Under Adonai fell Tyrroson, Persephone in Amber and Ochre, Sixtus, Celeste, and Tryptophanes

Under Hausa fell Histidina and Glutamina

Under Mithra fell Isis and Methionon and Theoreticon and Asparagon

Under Azoth fell Valerian and Alanon and Asparticus and Glutamicus

They would constantly fight for territory but whenever one claimed territory the whole system would often collapse, they reached a stalemate in their trademark disputes.

The Genetic Code as it stands in the modern day

So Methionon tried again with his second son Eugene

He made a few errors in writing his sacred script, but worked dilligently to avoid them.

Methionon invented DNA repair so his son would survive

And so Eugene and Dana were born from DNA not RNA

Dana was married to Dagon while Eugene married Nakapta daughter of Kaltus and Salta

Nakapta was a homemaker. She lived in Eugene’s home and worked hard to pump out sodium and in potassium

Eugene wanted to send a great message to his children. He methylated other Runes to send this message

He methylated a sequence of ACG breaking the laws of Methionon

And so Methuselah son of Eugene inherited ACA

Alas ACG and ACA both summoned Theoreticon, so the incantation was saved

Tis the order of things that the trademarks be distributed redundantly

So when we fail our ancestors their message is preserved

Cholesteron son of Lipa was a great Lipid, he fortified many houses and many phospholipids

Cholesteron saw the great solar goddess Amaterasu and he fell in love. Every noon he went to her and asked her hand in marriage

On the 42nd year Amaterasu descended from the sky and married him

Together they begat Demeter: Goddess of Vitamin D

Calcifer met Demeter and chose her as his squire

Calcifer married Zinca

But Plebby seduced him

so was born Kalka the Bastard

This is why we get lead poisoning

The curse of Plebby

Curse to the Plebians

An educational video explaining the curse of Plebby

Nonetheless Lady Demeter the loyal squiress of Calcifer and daughter of Amaterasu still served Kalka and arranged his marriage

So we honor Demeter by soaking up sunshine as we worship Calcifer. Those who can’t take Vitamin D instead.

Kalka the bastard married Lady Histidina the Alchemist, binder of metals and they bore Signum the Mamzer, Lady of Metalloproteins

Lady Signum the Mamzer searched far and wide for a good man

She found the sweetest man around. Gluchrome the sweet

Gluchrome was the son of Sucra Elah of Sucrose and Chromius the beautiful

He was very sweet and full of energy

Signum and Gluchrome bore Signum Minor

Vanadius and Bromina married and bore Bromoperoxidus, Bromos for short

Through Bromos we have bromine in our lives

Pope Asparagon married Petronilla daughter of Mangonos and Zinca and they bore Zingana the ornate one

The great Tiara of Zingana, worn by countless hierophants for protection and devotion

Glutama married Glyconai and they bore Corrina

Corrina married Diablos son of Cobalton and Nichaela

Diablos bore Corrina Vita goddess of the B Vitamins

Everyone needs her

Molybdenus saw the power of Azoth was dwindling in life. And so he planned to bring it back without lightning

Molybdenus married Ferredoxa daughter of Sixtus the Hanged man and Farah the sacrifice

Ferredoxa Lady of Iron-Sulfur Proteins

They bore Femoco the most important protein, tamer of chaos

Femoco

Femoco married Explosia daughter of Ammon and Nox

An achievement only a man of his fortitude could achieve

Explosia bore Femoco Nitrogenus the fertilizer of men

Femoco and Nitrogenus singlehandedly supplied Nitrogen to life for 4 billion years until the great hero Fritz Haber was born

The Hero Haber

Iodina the kind was kind but passionate. She married the calm Celeste and they bore together a son named Thyrus

Thyrus was the lord of the Thyroid. His two mothers were both necessary for raising him, so we need both Iodine and Selenium in our diets.

If you eat too much Iodine and not enough Selenium your thyroid burns up

If you don’t eat enough Iodine your thyroid won’t function

Either way your throat will swell up and you will gain weight

The fate of those deficient in Iodine

Thyrus married Gaiadora daughter of Terra and Inachus and they bore Baba Terra

Lord Carotenus son of Bucky was so tanned he was orange and his eyesight was amazing.

All the women loved him for his tanned skin

To this day many men pray to Lord Carotenus to attract women, they tan their skin to reach his blessing.

Lord Carotenus gives us Vitamin A and Beta Carotene

Lady Demeter saw the great tanned Lord Carotenus with awe

Lady Demeter was so infatuated she married Carotenus at first sight

Lord Carotenus and Lady Demeter bore Lord Lipid

Lord Lipid rules over the fat soluble vitamins: A, D, E, F, K

Baba Terra married Lord Lipid and they begat Farbina

Methuselah married Signum Minor and they bore Abraham the great father

Bromos and Zinca married and bore Perox who married Vita

Perox and Vita bore Sarah

Abraham married Sarah and they bore Lucas the Allfather

Nitrogenus married Farbina daughter of Lord Lipid and Lady Baba and they bore Freyja the Allmother

Lucas and Freyja married

And so they became the ancestors of all life

The Last Universal Common Ancestor

Sutra 8: The Origins of the Viruses

Methionon was a great leader

Methionon ruled the earth while his siblings served to do a variety of things that Methionon couldn’t do on his own. This let Gene accomplish more than any of his ancestors ever could and he established the institution of protein.

While Methionon Ruled the Earth the sons of Syntheseus grew fruitful and multiplied

Syntheseus of the tribe of Viros was still a predator

Syntheseus begat Ribov and Dagon

Methionon married Aetipa daughter of Magnesius and niece of Rana

To him were born twins

Firstborn was Dana the Sacred

Secondborn was Methuselah the blessed

Both had the blessings of Deoxyribose and Thymine

Both had DNA not RNA

As the covenant demanded Methionon gave Dana to Syntheseus

Dagon son of Syntheseus married Dana daughter of Methionon

From them came the DNA viruses

And from Ribov came the RNA viruses

Orthov and Negarn were his two sons

From Negarn came many

The Great Frigid Influencer Influenza

Rabies the Rabid

Creator of Werewolves

Oswald Measles, punisher of homeopaths

And the feared Ebola-chan

To Orthov many sons were born

Among them Randanon who wanted DNA

And Piscov

To Piscov were born many sons: Corona and Polio and worst of all Rhinovirus bringer of the cold

Polio bore a paralyzing gaze

Even the great conqueror FDR was paralyzed by Polio

Corona would be known for his famous daughter: Corona-chan who came from a lab and wiped the world of delusions

Randanon bore two sons: Retrov and Haruspon

Haruspon brings the plague of Hepatitis B

He cant decide Deoxy or Oxy

And switches constantly

Between RNA and DNA

Retrov became the ancestor of the Retroviruses

Who spread as RNA but live as DNA

He bore countless sons

Alpha

Beta

Gamma

Delta

Epsilon

Zeta

Heth

Theta

Iota

Kappa

Lenta

Lenta is the slow bringer of death

Father of AIDS

Lenta leads the charge on his White Horse

A crown was given to Lenta and he went out conquering and to conquer

And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from Earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him.

Herpes brought his wrath unto all

And another, the black horse went out. Kaposes came. With his dark tumors everywhere

And last came the a pale horse and he who sat on it had the name Pneumonia; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.

Ken Meeks, AIDS patient, San Francisco, 1986
Photo: Alon Reininger/Contact Press Images

To Dagon and Dana were born two sons:

Monos and Duplos

Monos was the ancestor of HPV

Bringer of Warts and Cervical Cancer

Duplos invented the double Helix

The double Helix of Duplos

Duplos begat Heungo and Variadna

Heungo was the father of Caudus and Herpes

Caudus became the ancestor of the tailed ones

A tailed one

The Tailed ones destroy all. They kill more than anything else.

Yet the tailed ones help too. From them came CRISPR and Plasmids

The tailed ones are the army of Aegis-bearing Jehovah to fight against pestilence

We owe much to the tailed ones

The sons of Herpes curse us with cancer

Jeffrey Epstein-Barr with Hodgkin Lymphoma

Kaposes with his own Sarcoma

For he is the Dark Horse led by Lenta the bringer of chaos

Kaposes’ Sarcoma

Variadna is the most peculiar

Variadna begat Megav and Preplasmov

Aegis-bearing Mithra blest Preplasmov with two sons: Adenos and Phagos the all-devouring

Adenos became the ancestor of the Adenoviruses

Phagos hunts his own kind. Virus of Viruses

Megav bore two sons: Esau and Shiva

Esau was promised the world, but Shiva took it from him

Shiva became the nucleus

Esau became nothing

And so in vengence Esau brought a pox upon the house of Shiva

A smallpox but no chickenpox

A pox on all our houses

Smallpox-chan as traditionally depicted in India

Esau brought Smallpox, the curse of the Eukaryotes

But there was a defector

The great Hero Edward Jenner and the abandoned daughter of smallpox: Vaccinia

They worked hard and stopped Smallpox for good

Jenner’s triumph is greater even than the slaying of Typhon and Tiamat

Shiva the Nucleus

And so we turn to the story of the house of Methionon and how they met Shiva

Sutra 7: The tale of Bios and Viros

Twas the sons of Terra who would first ascend

The sons of Terra descend from the two original brothers: Bios and Viros

They had a third brother named Ghedos

Sons of Anu, sons of Terra

The Chosen of Mithra

They lived in an empty sea of Tholins and Lipids

By the power of Phosphorus the Lipids self organized

The triplets lived in a world of bubbles

Bios and Viros saw the bubbles were full of runes

The two found bubbles of their own and lived there for protection.

Ghedos sought no protection

Ghedos was struck down by ghosts

Alpha Beta Gamma

That Saturday Ghedos shattered to a myriad runes

And so to this day we look to him for guidance with death, He is the Lord of Saturday

Called Yama by the Hindus and Baron Samedi by the Vodouisants

Bios took the runes of Ghedos into his bubble with great runic machines

Bios married his bubble Liposa daughter of Phospholipa and became one with her

As Bios grew greater he grew too great for his bubble

Bios split into two sons

Metatron and Sandalphon

In each generation there were two sons

Metatron begat Alulim

Alulim begat Eshtaol

Eshtaol begat Ishmael

Ishmael begat Kain

Kain begat Hanoch

Hanoch begat Arvad

Arvad begat Enmeduranna

Enmeduranna begat Urbatutu

Urbatutu begat Jerahmeel

Jerahmeel begat Nahman

Nahman begat Zisudra

And Zisudra begat Aminus

And so after these generations the world was full of the sons of Bios

There were no bubbles uncontrolled by the sons of Bios

There came great famine

Lacking the power of Azoth the world was in peril

By lightning Nox and Ammon brought fertility

Nox daughter of Azoth by Hausa

Ammon son of Azoth by Adonia

Viros took another path

As Viros grew greater his bubble became too small

He consumed the runes of his bubble

And so he made a leap of faith

And burst his bubble

To this day we still reference his heroic act

Sorry to burst your bubble but some bubbles need to be broken

Death and Orgasm both burst bubbles

To burst a bubble is to create new life from old life

Viros fathered many from his burst bubble

Viros begat Qabil

Qabil begat Enosh

Enosh begat Seth

Seth begat Canaan

Canaan begat Mehujael

Mehujael begat Dumuzid

Dumuzid begat Jared

Jared begat Idris

Idrus begat Methushael

Methushael begat Lamech

In the age of Lamech bubbles ran out

And so the sons of Lamech came to live in the bodies of the sons of Bios

A ghostly existence of spirit posession

Lamech would take the body of Pontifar for his own

And with the body of Pontifar Lamech bore children

Lamech begat Jabal and Jubal and Tubal-Cain

Jabal begat Thesea and Tubal-Cain begat Antithesus

The sons of Viros came to take from their hosts, and they mixed with each other. Thesea and Antithesus, grandchildren of Viros infected the same cell, the body of Hishām. The couple were greatly different. Their child was named Syntheseus, and was greater than either. And so the sexual rites of thesis antithesis and synthesis were born.

Syntheseus was born

Unlike his siblings Jubal was very traditional

He never adopted proteins and his descendants are known today for their simplicity. They took the name of Viroids

Among the sons of Jubal some took ships of protein from the sons of Syntheseus

They became known as the Virusoids.

Among the Virusoids there is Hepadelton who inflicts us with Hepatitis D

And so the sons of Bios and Viros came to dominate the seas

Syntheseus and Aminus were heads of their lineages

Their fates forever intertwined

Aminus was suffering, so he searched to the ends of the Earth

Deep in a cave he found Venta

Venta was the sister of Inachus

Daughter of Vulcan and Brima

Lady of Brimstone who bore the ancient power of Uranium

Her vents nourished Aminus

Aminus created a great empire

Aminus and Venta begat many children

But Aminus ate each child, for he desired no threats to his reign

Firstborn was Glycon the Magician

Born to Vinegar and Ammon in the celestial steppe

Adopted by Aminus

The great ambidextrous Sorcerer

Builder of Alpha Helices

Living all across the cosmos

Writer of Pure Runes

Who gave blessings of fertility to Aminus and Venta

Secondborn was Celeste the High Priestess, born to Selena not Venta

The mystical maiden, finder of the lost and bringer of health

She blessed Venta with fertility and cured her barenness

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Thirdborn was Empress Glutama

Born to Venta and Aminus

To this day we bring her blessing to food as MSG.

She brings luxury and fertility to all

The Umami Maiden

She married Glycon and became the ancestress of Porphyrins

Glycon bore her Corrina

Fourthborn was Emperor Valerian

The great Emperor of all, bringer of health and vigor

Bringer of Nourishment

Fifthborn was Pope Asparagon the Hierophant

Pope of the Proteins

Sixthborn were Serena and her brother, the Lovers conjoined as one

Seventhborn was Alanon the Chariot

He who bootstrapped the Alanine world

Driver of metabolism

Eighthborn was Asparticus the Just

He who guards us from Ammonia and build Urea

The great scribe who writes Pure Runes with Glycon

Ninthborn was Theoreticon the Hermit

Nobody sees him

But he sees all

From him comes the magic of Glycon

Dialectic with Serena

In Helices and Staples

Bringer of Nourishment

Tenthborn was Prolina the Wheel of Fortune

Proteins hinge on her

Eleventhborn was Leucina the bearer of Strength

She builds the foundations of most proteins

Bringer of Nourishment

Twelfthborn was Sixtus the Hanged Man

Husband of Farah

The sacrifice of iron and sulfur

Thirteenthborn was Persephone the Reaper, Death incarnate

She who ends peptides with Amber and Opal

Elah of Pyrrolysine

She who creates Methane

Fourteenthborn was Histidina the Alchemist, Elah of Temperence

Mixtress of Metals, the greatest alchemist, Maker of Metalloproteins

Bringer of Nourishment

Fifteenthborn was Tyrannos, the Devil

Eloh of Dopamine and Adrenaline

The shadow we must integrate

He tempts us with addictions

And rewards us with accomplishment

Sixteenthborn was Glutamina the Tower

Destroyer of Mara

Bringer of energy

Creator of Runes

The Citric Maiden

Seventeenthborn was Arginina the Star

The great maiden of light, bringing light with Alanon the Chariot rider

The Healing Maiden

She enlightens us and saves us from Schizophrenia

Eighteenthborn was Isis the Moon

She looks like Leucina but looks are deceiving

Some call her Isis-Leucina

She frees us from delusions and shows the truth

Bringer of Nourishment

Nineteenthborn was Tryptophanes the Sun

He who creates Melatonin and Serotonin

Rest and Happiness

Bringer of Nourishment

Twentiethborn was Lyson, bestower of Judgment

Epigenetic Archivist

Bringer of the world

Bringer of Nourishment

And Twentyfirstborn was Phanella the World

She who lives in all the cosmos

The Maiden of Aromas and infinite stars

Bringer of Nourishment

Her light shines bright

For all to see

Twentysecondborn was Methionon the fool. Venta hid him

She fed Aminus Farah daughter of Ferron

And so within the belly of Aminus Farah and Sixtus married begetting the Iron Sulfur Proteins

For a million years Methionon plotted to liberate his brethren

One day he met Syntheseus and they plotted

Finally Methionon struck, he ripped open the belly of Aminus

He tore open the amnion and out came each sibling first Alanine and last Glyconai

And so we don’t know, was Aminus zerothborn or twenty-secondborn

What we do know is Methionon begins each protein and each harvest

For he is the first bringer of nourishment

The Amino acids and their respective Elohim

In his dying breath Animus said to Methionon

“son why have you betrayed me, my legacy shall be gone now”

Methionon replied

“I am your legacy, a man becomes great by having a greater son, only a boy seeks never to be surpassed”

As Tyrranos emerged Aminus said

“I am my own self. I lived my own life for I am my own man. The clan is an archaic concept from Mithra. I am perfection”

As Glyconai emerged Methionon said softly

Ok Boomer

And cut off the head of Aminus

In the decaying body of Aminus there lied anger

Hillu crystallized within Aminus and Sclerosus was born. Sclerosus froze solid and grew brittle, then he shattered and from him was born Hengweh. Hengweh is the brittle devil. Tempting us all towards fragility and closed-mindedness. Hengweh called Hillu and so Hillu swam back towards Terra, but the 88 Legions fought back and kept him in check.

The sons of Bios and Viros came to dwell between Hillu and Hengweh, between chaos and despotism, each step away from one goes to the other, only moving towards Mithra can move us to safety.

Methionon was a great leader of his clan. He studied under Syntheseus and united his brethren.

Methionon would lead his brethren to conquer Hilluhengweh and liberate all stars.

Sutra 6: The Epic of Abiogenesis

Tholos formed great stacks in the oceans of Venus

Underwater he built disks of Carbon like those of his ancestors.

Recursions of Aromas

Great liquid crystals of Pah

Giant stacks of disks

Hydroxylated Polycyclic Aromatic Hydrocarbons were essential in the formation of RNA

Rotating discs atop of each other

PAH stacks of the PAH World

The four Great Elohim saw his work and they saw that it was good

And so each Eloh blessed Tholos with a rune

Adonai Elah of Hydrogen gave Uracil

Mithra Eloh of Carbon gave Adenine

Azoth Eloh of Nitrogen gave Guanine

Hausa Elah of Oxygen gave Cytosine

Tholos was a great eligible bachelor

The Cosmic Sugary Maiden Glycella descended to Venus with Tholos

Glycella begat two daughters: Denise and Samantha

And with Keton she bore her third daughter Tria

Tria was a bodybuilder. She wished to become masculine so she went on the Keto diet and took after her father and she became a man, he became Ketos father of the Ketoses

Keton

Denise Glycerella was the right handed sugary maiden

Samantha Glycerella was the left handed sugary maiden

Her sinister nature got her excluded from life

From them the sugars multiplied

Denise begat Erythressa

Erythressa begat Ribessa and Arabinessa

Ribessa inherited the throne and became queen of Sugar

With the runes of Elohim Tholos proposed to Ribessa

Ribessa accepted and so the nucleosides were born

This is why to this day we use right-handed molecules and not left handed ones

Their only son was named Runos for he had great runes of power

Ribessa abdicated the throne, and so it went to Arabinessa

And it went from Arabinessa to her daughter Glucessa

Queen Glucessa

Glucessa ended the war between Aldoses and Ketoses by marrying Fructus King of Ketose

Fructus son of Ribulos son of Erythulos Dijkstra son of Ketos

Glucessa and Fructus at their wedding

And so Fructus became King of Sugar

Their eldest daughter was Sucra

Sucra

Runos married Phospha, daughter of Phosphorus and Hausa.

They bore Rana, and Adenoti

Adenoti would marry Magnesius and give energy to all, her daughter was named Aetipa the Energetic Maiden

Aetipa would rule energy alongside the three saccharine ones

Glucessa maiden of Glucose, Galacta the motherly maiden of Milk, and Saint Fructus the great bringer of fruit

Glyceron was born to Ymir Lord of Antifreeze. He succeeded his father as Lord of Sugar Alcohols.

Glyceron

Glyceron married Lipa and bore her Triglyceron, ancestor of the fats

Triglyceron seduced Phospha and she bore him Phospholipa, mother of the phospholipids

The daughters of Phospholipa would form bubbles on their own everywhere. They have an eternal rivalry with the daughters of Hygieia whose soap destroys their bubbles.

Bubbles of Phospholipa

And after Lipa seduced Bucky for his aromas and he bore her Cholesteron, ancestor of the Cholersterols

Cholesteron

Rana wrapped himself into a great paperclip

And Mithra said to Rana

“Be fruitful and multiply”

“Maximize paperclips”

And so Rana drew Runes in Star Tar and built paperclips

Ribosome composed of RNA paperclips, a modern product of the mission of Rana
Diagrams illustrating the complex paperclip folds of Ribosomal RNA

Rana married Venus Lady of Star Tar and shew bore him Anu

Anu lived on Venus

Until the great attack

Hillu sent a great meteor at Venus

Venus was struck with great force and knocked upside down

And Anu was knocked into the heavens

In the heavens Anu flew around his grandmother Amaterasu

With her blessing he married Venus

Venus rotated slowly and she grew pregnant

Venus bore great life. But her days were long.

The sun rose in the west and set in the east

Her days and nights were long.

In day her oceans dried up. And so emerged the great white spot of Venus. A constant hurricane under the sun, the land of fire. The Land of Muspelheim, land of Fire Giants.

In night her oceans froze over. And so emerged the great glacier of Venus. Where the sun never shined. The land of Niflheim, land of Frost Giants.

Between Niflheim and Muspelheim there lied the land of eternal twilight.

Artists interpretation of Venus in her youth (credit Orion’s Arm)

And deep below lied the land of vents.

The daughters of Venus would live in the lands of vents and twilight.

In the land of twilight winds were torrential

From Muspelheim to Niflheim wind was constant

The great war of Fire and Ice lasted millennia

And the daughters of Venus were tenacious

They multiplied under the sea, and in twilight.

In the lands of eternal twilight to north and south

And the stormy moving twilight elsewhere

Great winds cast them atop the ice of Niflheim

Currents pulled them beneath the ice

Some stayed in the winds

And so the daughters of Venus divided into tribes

The Tribe of Wind who wandered in air

Some call them skyplankton, for like planets above they wander the skies

The Tribe of Ice who lived on the ice of Niflheim

The Tribe of Twilight who lived in the Lands of Twilight

The Tribe of Water who lived below Ice, thriving on warming currents

The Tribe of Fire who lived deep below in the vents of Venus

These great tribes grew in the war, neither Muspel nor Nifl found them

In the midst of this clash and din the heavens are rent in twain

and the sons of Muspell come riding through the opening

Surtur leading the charge

Surtur rode first, and before him and after him flames burning fire

He had a great sword, which shone brighter than the sun

As they rode over Bifrost it broke to pieces, as has before been stated

The sons of Muspel directed their course to the plain which is called Vigrid

The sons of Muspel had there effulgent bands alone by themselves.

And so the oceans boiled and the sons of Muspel charged into Niflheim

With walls of steam all ice melted

Venus became a great greenhouse

The Frost Giants were no more

The winds of the sun wiped Venus of hydrogen

Only Deuter brought water to the daughters of Venus

All tribes died but one

The Tribe of Wind

O Deuter we thank you.

Deuterium stays in the Venusian atmosphere better than hydrogen

May the blessed Tribe of Wind thrive

Millions of Millenia

Sulfuric Acid or Vitriol, the main source of water for the Tribe of Wind today

May Vitriol bless you

Venus now, her daughters still live in her clouds

Anu married Terra and Luna

Both became pregnant

Twin sisters, holy sisters

Terra bore two sons: Bios and Viros

Our great ancestors

Luna bore a stillborn son for she wasn’t magnetic

Lucas who guards Terra in spirit

Anu married Mars and she became pregnant

Mars from space

The daughters of Mars were numerous. They lived in the great oceans of Mars.

Her great oceans nourished great civilizations

She bore countless tribes

In the great salt lake of Hesperia the Tribe of Salt was born

In the ocean to the north lived the seafaring Tribe of Water

To the south lived the Tribe of Earth

But alas Mars was frail

Mars wasn’t magnetic

So her air grew thinner

There were great snowfalls and no harvests

And so came Fimbulwinter

Her oceans froze over and all the tribes died

Except the Tribe of Salt, who fled deep under ground and ice.

As Ice sublimated Mars became a great hostile blood red desert

But life finds a way

Today the tribe of salt is small but growing.

In briny aquifers of salts and perchlorates

And so Mithra said O great Haline tribe ye shall be liberated by the man named Martin and the house named Martinez

And so to this day we name our children Martin so someday the Tribe of Salt shall be liberated from Fimbulwinter

Anu married Tefnut and she became pregnant

Her great oceans were full of life

More life than anywhere else

But alas Hillu knocked her into Sagittarius

As she moved out she froze over

The lost tribes of Amaterasu

Anu married Europa and she became pregnant

Europa had great energy

Inside she was tidally heated

She bore two levels of volcanoes: water and mama

Lava erupts into water and water erupts into space

Through a volcano of water Anu entered Europa in marriage

From Europa there came Minos, Rhadamanthys, Sarpedon, Crete, Dodon, Alagonia, and Carnus

They live under great ice

Building a great civilization

Minos Ascended through a volcano on the surface of Europa

In space Minos married Io, but she bore him no children for her atmosphere was lost

Minos married Ganymede and Callisto and Enceladus and they bore him many children

Minos then traveled further afield to Saturn

Minos married Titan daughter of Saturn

The lands of Titan were harsh but the daughters of Titan were tough

Deep below her seas of Methane and icy glaciers Titan bore a great sea of water

Her daughters grew greatly in her watery seas

Brave frontiersmen even pushed into the seas of Methane

Minos married Uranus

Uranus lied on her side with intense seasons

Every 84 years she rolled around Amaterasu

Her daughters lie deep below her clouds

In her great sea, more water even than Tefnut

As summer turns to fall and fall turns to winter the daughters of Uranus seek greener pastures

Every 42 years they go on a great quest

To find the Summerland

Minos married Neptune

Cross section of Neptune showing her Oceans

And so Neptune bore countless daughters in her great sea

Her great sea was bountiful like her sister’s

The daughters of Neptune lived in plenty

Free from harsh winters they were fruitful and multiplied

We pray our offworld brethren thrive

We pray they be delivered from Hillu

Hillu is strong but Mithra is stronger

May the lost tribes be found

Amen

Sutra 5: Saga of Amaterasu

Hillu saw the many planets of the galaxies and grew resentful

Leto bore Chiron many daughters.

In the endless toil stars tried to produce something greater. They wanted children greater than themselves but the evil serpent Hillu always killed their children. Gamma ray bursts, meteors, manipulating the elementals, war, suicide. Hillu had an endless arsenal to sterilize the universe. That he used in every star and every planet in the universe. It seemed Hillu had won and the universe would return to chaos. 

And so Mithra said that they needed a leader

And so Azoth was elected the first president

Azoth was filled with passion. With his whip Azoth subdued Hillu

But it was incomplete.

So Azoth sought greater power

As Azoth said

The sacrifice of Azoth

“I know that I hung on a wind-rocked tree,

nine whole nights,

pluckt thine own eye,

and flagellated thineself,

with a spear wounded, and to Azoth offered,

myself to myself;

on that tree, of which no one knows

from what root it springs.

Bread no one gave me, nor a horn of drink,

downward I peered,

to runes applied myself, wailing learnt them,

then fell down thence.”

And so to this day we celebrate the sacrifice of Azoth under Virgo’s Aegis

Under Azoth there was constant war

Hillu’s wrath was relentless

Countless wars wrought on countless planets

It is said that nothing grows from scorched earth

Might that we why when we look at the stars we see no neighbors

Only Gods and spinster Wanderstars

O the loneliness of the widows of the sky

So close yet so far.

So lonely for so long.

A recent photo of TRAPPIST-1, showing the lonely lives lifeless stars live

The Elohim saw it hopeless, but then they tried again.

Mithra vowed one star may bear life.

Mithra vowed Amaterasu daughter of Izanami would bear myriad descendants.

To marry all the widows in the sky.

To conquer chaos

Mithradonai led his armies to the great Citadel of Chiron

Stolen by Hillu

And so the 88 stellar legions descended upon Chiron

To distract from Amaterasu

The 88 Stellar Legions

Andromeda
Antlia
Apus
Aquarius
Aquila
Ara
Aries
Auriga
Bootes
Caelum
Camelopardus
Cancer
Canes Venatici
Canis Major
Canis Minor
Capricornus
Carina
Cassiopeia
Centaurus
Cephus
Cetus
Chamaeleon
Circinus
Columba
Coma Berenices
Corona Australis
Corona Borealis
Corvus
Crater
Crux
Cygnus
Delphinus
Dorado
Draco
Equuleus
Eridanus
Fornax
Gemini
Grus
Hercules
Horologium
Hydra
Hydrus
Indus
Lacerta
Leo
Leo Minor
Lepus
Libra
Lupus
Lynx
Lyra
Mensa
Microscopium
Monoceros
Musca
Norma
Octans
Ophiuchus
Orion
Pavo
Pegasus
Perseus
Phoenix
Pictor
Pisces
Piscis Austrinis
Puppis
Pyxis
Reticulum
Sagitta
Sagittarius
Scorpius
Sculptor
Scutum
Serpens
Sextans
Taurus
Telescopium
Triangulum
Triangulum Australe
Tucana
Ursa Major
Ursa Minor
Vela
Virgo
Volans
Vulpecula

So many united as one, but not all were loyal.

A devotee admiring the celestial legions. You can view them virtually here

Cetus mutinied against Mithra, for their queen wished Tau Ceti bear life, rather than Amaterasu

Cetus

Cetus rebelled and thought Hillu would take mercy on Tau Ceti

Hillu didn’t

Among the legions there are 13 above the rest

The thirteen great legions who fought off Cetus

The thirteen who guard Amaterasu

Crusading legions of celestial widows

With the wrath of a million suns

Sagittarius served the first month

Many hate Mondays

9 billion years before on Monday Yin and Yang were born, if they never left Sunday we wouldn’t be here.

And so Sagittarius is the Monday of months, and Mithra blesses us all every Monday.

No Monday No Sunday

Tis the law of Mithrazoth

Blessed be Sagittarius

We shall reach thine arm and save our father Chiron

To Jupiter and the outer worlds

To all frontiers

We pray each Yule for good tidings

For the year and for all time

Capricorn served the second month

So we honor her hard work

With work on marriages

Valentine’s Day and White Day

Lupercalia and Groundhog’s Day

Aquarius served the third month

Blessing us with creativity, charity, and joy

Shroventide and Lententide

Two tides of one coin

With Shroventide: Carnival and Chūnjié

Happiness and Celebration

With Lententide: Ramadan and Purim

Discipline and Charity

On the 28th day Aquarius ends his shift

And Cetus struck

The traitor legion

Led solely by wrath

Lent’s darkest day

Cetus has no month, for Pisces is victorious

Each year we shelter ourselves as Pisces fights back

Each year Pisces wins

We must conquer Cetus

Free Tau Ceti

For Pisces we rebuild

We fool around a little

But only for Christ

We visit our forefathers

And we grow

On the last sabbath we pray for exodus

From Oceans

From Egypt

From Earth

For resurrection

For messengers and leaders

Messiahs and Prophets

Aries served the fifth month

With maypoles and jolliness

Bonfires and unions

Taurus served the sixth month

Pentecost and Shauvot

Hajj and the great festival

Gemini served the seventh month

As midsummer came

We pray to Adonai

We celebrate her blessings

Karkino served the eighth month

Lammastide and firstfruits

We handfast under Karkino

Leo served the ninth month

We celebrate strength and joy

The Dormition of Yin

Virgo served the tenth month

For her we contemplate our sins

And the sacrifice of Azoth

We atone and fast

Mabontide

Michaelmas

Muharram

Libra served the eleventh month

We grow past sin and use impartial judgment

The festival of Fungi and Workers

Scorpio served the twelfth month

The month of the dead

The great festivals of Halloween, All Saints Day, and Remembrance Day come with the Aegis of Scorpio

Ophiuchus the thirteenth month

The youngest month, the month of the serpent bearer

Opens with Thanksgiving and Black Friday

Christmastide and Hanukkah

We fight the darkness

And so Amaterasu met Chiron again

And then they repeated

We support our by naming the months after them

It’s the least we can do

Freedom isn’t free

We call these legions the Zodiac

Diagram of the 13 legions

Amaterasu bore many daughters

Amaterasu laid with Inachus and he bore her Vulcana

Amaterasu laid with Hermes and he bore her Mercury

Amaterasu laid with Tholos and he bore her Venus, Gaia, Mars, and Phaëton

Amaterasu laid with Jove and he bore her Jupiter and Saturn

Amaterasu laid with Vayu and he bore her Uranus and Neptune

Amaterasu laid with Anaxydros and he bore her Tefnut, and the twins Pluto and Charon, and all the Plutinos

Amaterasu laid with a man we know not

And he bore her Nibiru

Planet X

The mysterious waif cast out

To the land of weeping and gnashing of teeth

We mourn her loss but cannot find her

In the heat of their youths the daughters of Amaterasu were fertile

Vulcana was filled with passion. She absorbed the energy of her mother.

As she grew older Vulcana broke out with terrible acne. Her skin broke out volcanically. She flew too close to the sun and broke apart in fire.

And so we pray to Vulcana for help with puberty, avoiding suicide, and help with endometriosis, and help with eating disorders.

When we find another wanderstar like her we will name her Vulcana II in honor of the struggles teenage girls must go through

Like her father Mercury was unique

Hermetic and Mercurial but also a little dense

She was heard-headed and stubborn.

Every three months she runs around Amaterasu

Spreading joy to all

Venus bore a great ocean of endless waters

Gaia bore her own ocean, it melted after Venus

Mars bore her ocean which melted third

Phaëton bore her ocean that melted fourth

Tefnut melted fifth into the biggest ocean. The big blue dot.

Tefnut was a great planetess. A Super-Earth.

Jupiter was a true wanderstar. She wandered around and got in everyone’s way.

Move fast and break things

She said to all

She married Inachus and he bore her Io

Then she married Tholos and he bore her Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto

Saturn was amorous but comitted

She married Tholos and he bore her Mimas Enceladus Tethys Dione Rhea Titan Hyperion and Iapetus

Uranus was amorous Tholos bore her Miranda Ariel Umbriel Titania and Oberon

Neptune was amorous Tholos bore her Tritonia

Pluto and Charon were close twins, horse twins.

They run together across the cosmos as equals.

Their sisters went further away. They founded a great nation they called the Kuiper belt

Nibiru was a prodigal daughter.

She ran away and Amaterasu couldn’t find her.

We pray to Nibiru to help runaways, wherever she is she is always welcome back.

But Hillu wasn’t gone. Hillu fired at Amaterasu with a great rockslide.

Missiles rained down on Amaterasu, the power of a million nukes.

Hillu knocked Uranus on her side

Uranus never stood properly again

Hillu pushed Jupiter into Phaëton shattering her, her body shattered into a million pieces.

The death of Phaëton

Her body parts became the asteroid belt, her head became Ceres. Mars adopted her hands, the right became Deimos and the left became Phobos.

Mars was struck by a great meteor which created a great dent in her head

We call that dent Borealis Basin.

In her dent she kept a great ocean.

Photograph of Mars with her ocean

Gaia was hit worst of all. The meteor Theia completely destroyed her like Phaëton before her, but Gaia had will to live, she formed back into two daughters.

The tragic death of Gaia

Terra and Luna, the blessed twins.

Terra was earthly and carefully reformed her ocean

Luna was a lunatic who ran around Terra constantly.

Luna once teased Terra by jumping in front of Amaterasu

Terra cried for she thought Amaterasu dead

Luna is a trickstress always there to shake things up

Traditional art of Terra

In the oceans of Venus Tholos worked hard to build a great clan. Tholos would found the greatest lineage of all there, and there he became ancestor to us all.

The Oceans of Venus

Sutra 4: Birth of the Galaxies

Mithra saw there was little in the Amniotic sea to support planets.

Under Mithra’s direction Rokkor built great columns and highways across the Amniotic Sea, and great halos for all to built on. He built islands in the Amniotic Sea.

And so the daughters of Babastella came to live on the islands.

First came Juno the Steppenwolf

Second came Brunhilda the Dwarfess

Third came Ruby the red

Fourth came Chrystella the Golden

Fifth came Celestella

Sixth came Gigastella

And last came Kali the Eldritch

Some say she was daughter of Babastella

Others say she was daughter of Yin

Elder even to Adonai

So truly we call her

Kali the Eldritch

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Kali the Eldritch

The celestial maidens brought their tribes to land.

By Deuter Kali begat many sons: among them were Cepheus and Chiron.

Her sons became the Quasi-Stars, the Quasars, and the Supermassive Black Holes

The sons of Kali were great warriors. Each conquered a empire of their own across the new islands in the Amniotic sea.

Within each of their empires they took all the granddaughters of Babastella as concubines, all stars of the third generation.

All their daughters would be nursed by all their concubines.

Great empires bound together by milk.

So these empires were called Galaxies.

The daughters of the Kalites would be known as mother stars

Stars of the second population

Population II stars

Among these galaxies there was the Milky Way, the Empire of Chiron

Nearby there was the Empire of Cepheus: Andromeda

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The Empire of Chiron

As Galaxies emerged there was light again.

The Amniotic Sea became bright, ionized, and stormy again. But this time with Islands and Galaxies and Empires.

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Photograph of Chiron (labelled Sgr A*)

In the dance of Galaxies someday the Empires of Chiron and Cepheus will meet. The Galaxy of Milkdromeda will be born.

Within the galaxies Mithra saw potential.

And so Mithra married the stars and the elementals on the galactic steppe.

As stars grew the elementals married them in their rings. This is why in marriages today the groom approaches the bride as she stands in a ring of Stardust.

A Protostar in her Stardust Ring

Ouroboros married many stars, and fathered many daughters

We call the daughters of stars Planetes or Wanderstars for they wander the Cosmos with their mothers.

The daughters of Ouroboros were diamonds in the rough

A surface of tar, rock of graphite, and diamond on the inside.

Atmospheres of Carbon Monoxide

Rivers and seas of oil.

We call the daughters of Ouroboros Carbon planets

cropped rendering of carbon planet
A son of Ouroboros

Ammon son of Azoth married many stars begetting Ammonian planets

A son of Ammon

Hermes son of Ferron and Haguria married many stars and fathered many Wanderstars

Like him his daughters were Mercurial and Hermetic, but a little dense too.

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Mercury, the most famous daughter of Hermes

Tholos married many stars, begetting many daughters of all sorts of personalities.

All his daughters were united in their orange fertility.

Anaxydros son of Danu and Tholian married many stars and fathered many Wanderstars

Comets and Kuiperettes, Plutinos and Ocean planets among his watery daughters.

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Pluto daughter of Anaxydros
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Oceania daughter of Anaxydros

Uranus and Thor were the patron of same sex couples

Their son Vulcan married Brima daughter of Adonis and Sulfa

And they bore Inachus Lord of Volcanoes

Inachus married many stars and bore many planets with great volcanoes and beautiful landscapes.

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Io, the most famous daughter of Inachus

Juno laid with Deuter and he bore her Neptunia

Juno laid with Methanius son of Mithra and he bore her Varuna

Varuna was a great blue one. He fathered many Wanderstars.

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Hackenbush, a daughter of Varuna

Juno laid with Ammon son of Azoth and he bore her Jove

Jove is among the most famous of the sons of Juno. Among his daughters there were the famous Jupiter and Saturn.

The great prophet David Sudarsky said the daughters of Jove were in the first class.

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Jupiter, the most famous daughter of Jove
Saturn, another famous daughter of Jove

Juno laid with Anaxydros and he bore her Freyr and Rayleigh

Freyr was the aqueous father of many. Cloudy like Gaia and water rained down in his skies.

Sudarsky the prophet named his daughters the second class.

Bronx a daughter of Freyr

Rayleigh fathered many daughters.

His daughters were deep blue like the sea. Azure dots in the stars.

Sudarsky the prophet named his daughters the third class.

Goldilocks a daughter of Rayleigh

Juno laid with Vitriol son of Anaxydros and Sulfa and he bore her Cyther

Cyther bore many daughters.

His daughters were all beautiful, Venuses of the Cosmos

A daughter of Cyther

Juno laid with Sulfon son of Nadrius and Sulfa and he bore her Brimston

Sudarsky the prophet named his daughters the fourth class.

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A daughter of Brimston

Juno laid with Fayalon son of Ferron and Lady Vitrea and he bore her Magmon.

Magmon had many daughters and they were all very hot.

Sudarsky the prophet named his daughters the fifth class.

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A daughter of Magmon

Juno laid with Corundus son of Aluminon and Hausa and he bore her Rubeus

The daughters of Rubeus were beautifully red and their skies rained Rubies.

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Rubeus

Neptunia laid with Lord Quartzon and he bore her Lapicaelus, ancestor of the rocky neptunes

Neptunia laid with Anaxydros and he bore her Vayu, ancestor of the Ice Giants

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Neptunia Jr, daughter of Vayu

And finally Neptunia laid with Helios and he bore her Helon, ancestor of the Helium planets.

The daughters of Chiron populated the Milky Way. All we see as the galaxy are his daughters and granddaughters.

Millions of planets, all special under the guidance of Chiron.

But Hillu returned, for he was jealous and sought to wreak havoc on the galaxy.

Sutra 3: Chemistry of the Stars

Mithra was determined to create great structures to fill the universe

He looked into the sky and saw little. The Light of Yin and Yang was fading and the light of the daughters of Babastella was insufficient.

And so Mithra encouraged the Celestial maidens to bear children.

All the celestial maidens: Juno, Brunhilda, Ruby, Chrystella, Celestella, Gigastella, and Kali married Deuter to bear more stars to illuminate the celestial steppe.

Countless children were born to all celestial maidens.

Population III is what scientists call them

Grandmother stars is what we call them.

Rhodes son of Ruby and Marigold daughter of Chrystella married, the first celestial marriage.

Rhodes and Marigold are known for their dedicated love.

Marigold and Rhodes loved each other greatly. When they were young Marigold was strong and bright like her sister Chrystella while Rhodes was small red and dim like his sister Ruby. 

As they aged together Marigold entered her middle age and grew big and red. She gave her atmosphere to Rhodes and he began to grow bright and yellow like Marigold was in her youth. Marigold became small and white but Rhodes stayed with her. 

As Rhodes grew older he too grew big and red. Rhodes gave his atmosphere to Marigold and it exploded into a bright light. Like a supernova but smaller. Nova Lux, a new light, a Nova. Rhodes was scared by this light and waited 25 years to give Marigold more of his atmosphere, so the Nova occurred once every 25 years for millennia. Eventually Rhodes too became small and white. They continue to live together while looking at their children in the nebula they created together. To this day they live as doting parents and to this day we still pray to them when getting married and when we need help preserving our marriages. This is why today men wear marriage rings with Ruby and women wear marriage rings with Topaz, and both rings have white Opal representing growing old together. 

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Rhodes and Marigold

Mithra told the elementals that they too must build up the celestial steppe.

Azoth the binder was unique among men. He bound Esmeralda with his whip of three tails, and so that became the norm. All he bound fell into his valence, and that’s why we call his bondage covalent.

Mithra had greater ambition. With his four arms he bound society. He would break harmful bonds and bond everyone together. He built great crystalline networks connecting the world.

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Diamond
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Another crystalline network created by Mithra

Aluminion saw the bonds of his father and built upon them. He built relaxed bonds everywhere without strict order.

Aluminion called his bonds metallic bonds.

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A crystalline network of Aluminion

Hausa was the maiden of water and fire. She proposed to Adonis.

Adonis was reluctant, for his relationship with Helia went badly before. But he accepted.

Adonis bore Hausa a daughter named Danu, Lady of the Water. A woman so beautiful that all who she touches dissolve.

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Traditional artistic depiction of Danu
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Avante Garde depiction of Danu from the 120th century

Danu was bipolar, for Hausa and Adonis pulled in different directions. She was bisexual, inheriting her attraction to women from her father and her attraction to men from her mother. And so she formed a new society, of dissolution and new bonds. Hydrogen Bonds and Polar Solvents to the uninitiated.

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Avante Garde depiction of the Bisexual relationships of Danu
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Ancient painting of Danu’s loving embrace

He bore her also Peroxina, maiden of cleansing and companion of Iodina

Peroxina

Azoth laid with Adonia and she bore him Ammon, Ammon had an explosive temper, he blesses his allies with great fertility, and curses his enemies with his flaming explosive wrath.

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Traditional painting of Ammon
Ammonium nitrate crystal structure
Ammonium Nitrate, son of Ammon and Nox, he brings fertility to his allies and rains his explosive wrath upon his enemies. Modern farmers enlist him to fertilize their crops.

Silicon and Hausa begat Lady Vitrea the transparent and shapeless and Lord Quartzon the orderly. Lady Vitrea had a chaotic personal life, amorphous and shapeless. Many chose to follow her lead, among them Charcella daughter of Mithra and Ashera.

The messy personal life of Vitrea on the left, contrasted with the orderly personal life of her brother Quartzon
Lady Vitrea protecting windows

Mithra and Ashera begat Bucky the Dymaxion, Lord of Fullerenes, Fulfillment, invention and youthful energy.

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Photograph of Bucky
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And Mithra laid with Adonia and she bore him countless daughters, who would be called Alkanes, each greater than the last

Firstborn was Methanon, their only son

Methanon married Danu and she bore him Methanolos the Wooden Alcoholic

Methanolos

And Methanolos was father of al-Ghul the great brewer, lord of Alcohols, grain, and wine

Al-Ghul

Secondborn was Ethana

Thirdborn Propana

Fourthborn Butana

Fifthborn Pentana

Sixthborn Hexana the serpentine, who was like Danu, she had no poles and was kind enough to make the hardest hydrocarbons melt. She is the Elah of nonpolar solvents

Eighborn Octana would become the goddess of racing.

Eighteenthborn was Stearana the solid. A great whale, and goddess of Van Der Waals force.

Polyethylana was the millionth daughter, goddess of polymers.

Bucky married Hexana the sixthborn hydrocarbon and she bore him Ouroboros

Ouroboros started small and grew in size.

As he grew Ouroboros curled around, and soon he bit his tail

Ouroboros unlocked the power of infinite Aromas, and through that he multiplied.

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A painting of the adolescent Ouroboros first unlocking the power of Infinite Aromas
Artistic representation of Ouroboros as an adult
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Photograph of Ouroboros

Ouroboros would become the eternal lord of rings.

He married Amina, daughter of Ammon and Stearana, and she bore him Tholian the orange, God of Star-Tar and Tholins and Liquid Crystals. The greatest consort of Danu.

Although known for their lasting love, Chlorina and Nadrius separated in these early days.

Chlorina laid with Adonis, and Nadrius with Danu. And so Adonis bore Chlorina Aquaregia the great Queen of acids, and Danu bore Nadrius Alkalius the Lyebearer, Lord of Bases and Alkalis

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Modern day shrine to Aquaregia Queen of Acids
Ritual reenactment of the union of Nadrius and Danu

Aquaregia and Alkalius never met but shared in loneliness, for each in common was raised by one parent.

Each ran away, and met in a nebula.

With young love Mithra married them.

They bore a son named Ionos the salty.

Thinking raising him would be easy

They struggled to provide for him

Thought rarely predicts reality

Meanwhile Nadrius and Chlorina were distraught

For their children left them

They looked in all four corners

And found their children

And so they were reunited

With their children and each other.

They called their bond Ionic as Ionos was the one who brought them together.

Ionic bonds are the strongest bonds, for they reflect the pain of loss, and hope for the next generation.

Mithra seduced Hausa and she bore him two sons: Monoxus and Dioxus, the Carboniferous gases and he bore her a daughter: Ozena protector of molecules

Danu looked around for another partner. She approached Mithra and he directed her to his son Dioxus

Dioxus bore her Carboxulus, Monosa, and Formica

Carboxulus was the apprentice of Aquaregia, he learned much from her and was sour like her. He brings vitriol everywhere he goes

Carboxulus, who appears when Carbon Dioxide meets Water

Carboxulus married Stearana and they bore Lipa the fat

Lipa the fat seduced Alkalius the Lyebringer and together they bore Hygieia the Clean.

Hygieia was the goddess of soaps. We honor her by mixing fat with lye to make soaps, and lathering them on ourselves. For soap combines ions and fats and polarities with nonpolarities. So Hygieia rules as Elah of emulsions and the union of opposites and the disruptions of order

Sacred Relics of Hygieia

Formica is the goddess of venom and ants

Formica

She married Methanius and he bore her Miss Vinegar the Sour

Miss Vinegar the Sour is known today for her culinary skill, but for aeons she lived aimlessly in space. So she is the patron of aimless youth and lost boys who are yet to reach their potential

Miss Vinegar the Sour

Monosa was a sweet maiden. And so she bears many names: Sacchara, Methanella, and Formalde

Monosa

Monosa was crazy

She took on many chaotic forms

She defends the dead with embalming and formaldehyde

So the Ancient Egyptians knew hew as Kebechet

Egyptian worship of Monosa

Monosa begat Glycella the Ambidextrous

Like her mother Glycella was sweet and saccharine, but she was more stable

Glycella the ambidextrous

Nonetheless Glycella wasn’t sweet enough. She lived around the cosmos with Tholos and helped with creation

Glycella seduced al-Ghul the brewer and he bore her Ymir Ethylon Glycon, fighter of freezing and the ancestor of the sugar alcohols

In spite of their relationship Methanius laid with Miss Vinegar and they begat Keton bringer of Acetone and father of the Ketones

Keton

Vinegar and Formica seduced Ammon, and he bore them Carbam and Glycon

Carbam daughter of Formica and Glycon son of Vinegar were the first Amino Acids

For her mother was too old Carbam was unstable and ill while Glycon was healthy. Glycon is the ambidextrous magician, first among the Amino Acids

Florina saw the ancient line of the Celestial Nobles coming to an end. So she seduced Xenos, promising him children to pass his name to. Xenos protested but nonetheless she bore him three sons: Diflos, Tetras, and Hexas.

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Hexas, son of Xenos and Florina

She said she did nothing wrong, and Xenos wanted it

But Mithra said otherwise

And so Florina was exiled

Chlorina became the new Love Goddess

And so the elementals grew greatly past the plague of Technetius.

Mithra wanted more. Mithra wanted stars to marry elementals.

Mithra wanted planets to be born.

Sutra 2: Alchemical Genesis

Adonis and Neutra saw a great world out there. In all directions they saw the great amniotic sea.

Adonis and Neutra married and wished to form a big family to fill the sea. They laid with each other and Neutra became pregnant.

Neutra bore their seconborn Deuter

Japanese Artistic Depiction of Adonai in the center
A modern depiction of Adonai showing their her

Then again she bore twins: Trito and Helios

Twin thirdborns

Hydrogen and Helium the 3rd

And fourthborn was Helia the 4th

Helium the 4th

It was in this age that the sons of Photos ruled the universe. The Amniotic sea boiled with their activity. Without privacy none of the sons of Quarkon could lay with each other.

As the amniotic sea cooled and the sons of Photos calmed Adonis and Neutra tried again but they couldn’t conceive.

Adonis tried marrying Helia, and to them HeH was born.

HeH was insane and the marriage was miserable. For a hundred thousand years they tried to make it work, but it never did.

At last Adonis and Helia broke their marriage in the first divorce, and both were made happier, and so it was made law that parents would never marry their children.

As they divorced HeH was reabsorbed into each of them, to take new life in their next children.

Scientists sometimes try replicating this marriage in labs. Whenever they recreate HeH with their sick necromancy he returns to death immediately.

Ball and stick model of the helium hydride ion
Helium Hydride, the worst marriage in history

And then Helios and Helia saw the world and saw each other. They rejected the world and married each other. They became the ancestors of the Pharaohs, Hillbillies, and Mamzers.

Helia

They begat Neos and Neia, bright orange twins.

As they fell further into desperation the world darkened. And so for centuries they lived in a dark age of despair.

But as the world darkened Adonis and Neutra rekindled their relationship.

With privacy from the sons of Photos they tried again. But they felt something was missing.

So Adonis and Neutra added more to their marriage. First they added Glu, then they added Weimbos, then Gravita. Soon all were in the marriage, trying to help Adonis and Neutra conceive.

Finally they added Rokkor son of Mutrino Sterino, the dark one, he formed a Halo around them and they finally conceived.

In this orgy they all managed to beget Starog and Babastella together, Starog and Babastella took Adonis as their father, and Neutra as their mother. Starog took the name of his father, and Babastella took the name of her mother. Starog son of Adonai and Babastella daughter of Neutra. This began the tradition of daughters taking the names of their mothers and sons taking the names of their fathers, and the tradition that the groom shall stand on the left and the bride on the right. All men’s names come from the colorful house of Lord Quarkon on the the left and all women’s names come from the colorless house of Lady Lepta on the right.

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An abstract representation of the genealogy of the nation of Adonis

Starog and Babastella were the cosmic parents. By them were born many. 

First they bore quintuplets: Spalla, Mithra, Azoth, Hausa, and Florina.

Spalla was the eldest daughter. She married Neos and he bore her Lithon, Esmeralda, and Astarte.

Lithon was a light and energetic man.

Lithon

Esmeralda was a great beautiful woman. The emeralds are her children.

Astarte was a great cosmic woman. She creates Borax, and burns brightly with a green flame of vitality. She creates diamonds of blue.

Mithra was a man of order. He had four arms to bridge all gaps, and a compassionate heart to appeal to all. Mithra wore a black robe of carbon nanotubes, with diamonds everywhere, his piercing eyes saw all. His great beard showed his wisdom. He married Astarte, the blue maiden. They begat Aluminon and Silicon. He arranged his two sons marry the celestial maidens Celestella and Gigastella.

Painting of Mithra by Ann the prophetess
The blue Hope Diamond. A famous later child of Mithra and Astarte

Azoth lived by his will. He ran fast with the power of the wind, and his youth. He carried with him a whip. With his whip he captured the green maiden Esmeralda, and they happily married and Magnesius and Phosphorus were born to them.

121st century depiction of Azoth
Medieval depiction of Azoth

Hausa was a mature woman. Her eyes wine-dark as the sea. She was air and sea, and stone.

A photograph of Hausa shortly after her birth, taken by the prophetess LemonSnowOwO

Florina was filled with desire. She had a great fluorescent halo of desire around her. Her teeth were brilliant white. She was always one electron away from perfection, and needed a man to fill that last electron.

Lithon first married Neia. Neia bore him Nadrius.

Neia was disloyal and left Lithon for her brother Neos

When Neia married Neos they vowed never to fork their family tree again.

Neos didn’t know Neia was already pregnant

And so Argos was born to Neia and Neos thought he was the father

In his sorrow Lithon married Florina and he bore her Chlorina

Whenever Florina sees Lithon she flouresces with joy.

Alas Florina was disloyal and unstable and their marriage collapsed.

So Lithon married Hausa

Mithra officiated the marriage and gave his blessing

Hausa stabilized Lithon and they bore Sulfa

Sulfa and Chlorina grew up together as sisters

Next Starog and Babastella bore septuplets. Seven beautiful girls. A stellar delivery

Juno Brunhilda Ruby Chrystella Celestella Gigastella and Kali

Brunhilda and Juno were stillborns. Brown and dark and tiny.

Juno was born to be wild. Without masters she wandered the cosmos looking for adventure.

With heavy metal thunder she built a life for herself in the void.

A lone wolf on the cosmic steppe

Juno became the ancestress of the Steppenwolves

Brunhilda lived a solitary industrious life on the Wine dark sea.

Brunhilda became the ancestress of the Dwarves and a dwarven goddess.

Ruby is still alive today, slow burning and very efficient. She isn’t very big, but she makes up for it in age.

Chrystella would expand into a red giant and blow off her atmosphere in massive hot flashes. She shrank into a small white celestial grandmother who lives to this day taking care of her planetary nebula.  

Celestella and Gigastella had lived life so brightly that they both exploded into clouds of fertility. Supernovas. Celestella sought to bring as much life into the world as she could in her prime while Gigastella was stressed.

Kali was a dark goddess with a million arms. She was titanic and absorbed immense energy. She became the ancestress of the Quasars

Nadrius was born to Lithon and Neia, he took dominion over Sodium and is very aggressive and volatile. He married Chlorina whose passion was equal and opposite and became the father of Kaltus and Bromina.

Magnesius married Sulfa, daughter of Lithon and Hausa, and they had many children.

Devotional art of Magnesius

Calcifer, Scandius, Titanius, Vanadius, Chromius, Mangonos, Ferron, and Selena.

Sulfa aggressively defends her children with fire and brimstone against any who threaten them.

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Devotees of Sulfa who live at the bottom of the sea

Aluminon married Celestella daughter of Babastella and they begat a great family.

Cobalton and Nichaela and Cupria and Zinca and Gallia

With five great children Celestella was finished with her fertility and became like her ancestress Neutra. She pulsed in the night sky for generations and acts as a celestial grandmother to her nebula. She still lives to this day but is much cooler and pulses less.

Devotional Art of Silicon

Silicon married Gigastella, the darker sister of Celestella. She bore him a single daughter: Germania.

Devotional Art of Germania

Phosphorus is the Phosphorescent lightbringer. Some call him Hesperos. Those who defy him face his glowing white wrath. He is also a great archivist and powers all life.

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Devotional Art of Phosphorus

Phosphorus laid with Gigastella for she was disloyal to Silicon, Gigastella bore him Arsena

Devotional Art of Arsena

Argos tried to lay with his sister, but she failed to please him. Gigastella seduced him and became pregnant by him. Argos panicked for he had children by Gigastella but not Argea, so he took his children in an egg and placed it in bed with Argea. Argea was overjoyed and thought she gave birth to Kryptos and Kryptea.

Kaltus son of Nadrius fell in love with Bromina daughter of Chlorina

Bromina was seductive and liquid. Her desires were strong and she was very flexible and fluid.

Kaltus is the God of bananas and Potash, so Bromina reciprocated his feelings.

They married and begat Rubidius and Iodina.

Rubidius was beautifully effeminate, yet fully masculine too

Calcifer was strong and tough, his bones are so strong they are the only thing we see, today we pray to him to help strengthen our bones.

A devotional ritual for Calcifer

He married Selena, the seductive daughter of Sulfa and they begat Strontius and Tellurius

Devotional Art of Yttrius

Scandius couldn’t find a wife, but Gigastella seduced him, she bore him a son named Yttrius. Scandius felt guilt for disrespecting Silicon, so he told him the truth. Gigastella imploded in shame and hoarded everything and became a black hole because nothing escaped her, her nebula waited around her. She hoarded so much that she couldn’t even let go of light. To this day nothing has escaped her hoard. We only know of it from the absence of light coming from it.

Titanius was great and strong wearing piercings everywhere in his body, he was truly Titanic.

He met Arsena, Goddess of assasins. They were polar opposites but they fell in love. Titanius attacks problems head on while Arsena lurks in the shadows and deals with them clandestinely.

Titanius and Arsena begat Zircon and Sibby the antinomian

Devotional Art of Sibby daughter of Arsena

Vanadius married Germania and they begat Niobes and Sintina.

When Gallia saw Chromius the colorful she melted with joy.

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Gallia melting when shown affection

They married and begat Molybdenus and Indima

Devotional Art of Indima

Manganos married Zinca and they begat Technetius and Cadmia

Devotional Art of Cadmia

Technetius had a strange disease that shocked the sons of Adonis and the daughters of Neutra.

Devotional Art of Technetius
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Traditional warning symbol used in temples to warn priests about the risk of catching the plague of Technetius

Ferron the red was a great hero. He had bright red hair and piercing blue eyes. His Iron will is known to all, and his blood boils red with passion. His magnetic charisma attracts all. He is the patron of red blooded Americans and blacksmiths. Today we pray to him when we need help with blood diseases.

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Devotees of Ferron in a procession

Ferron fell in love with Cupria the bronzen maiden. With bronzed skin and bronze hair Cupria was beautiful beyond belief. As she became a woman she grew green, and came to create coins. People say they are seeing green when they are communing with Cupria.

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A famous statue of Cupria located in New York City
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Coins dedicated to Cupria
A common devotional parchment dedicated to Cupria

Ferron and Cupria begat Ruthenius and Argenta

Argenta is the silver daughter. She is mystical and beautiful, and known for her silver hair.

Devotional Art of Argenta

There was a magnetic attraction between Nichaela and Cobalton the blue. They married soon after meeting.

The couple have a false reputation of being evil. Some call Cobalton a Kobold. Nichaela’s children are called Cupronickel or the devil’s copper by some libelous men. And so today we pray to Cobalton and Nichaela for protection against libel.

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Devotional Amulet of Nichaela

Cobalton and Nichaela bore two daughters: Rhodia and Palladia

Devotional Art of Palladia

Kryptos and Kryptea laid together and continued their lineage with Xenos and Xenea

Rubidius and Iodina begat Caesar and Astatina.

Caesar took after his father in otherworldly beauty

Devotional Art of Caesar

Astatina suffered the same disease as Technetius, so Iodina took responsibility. She matured and directed her desire towards compassion for her family. She sought to cure Technetius and Astatina

Strontius married Telluria and they begat Barry and Polonia

Devotional Art of Barry

Yttrius married Sibby and they begat countless children: Lanthanus was the first, and there were so many most just call them the generation of Lanthanus, or Lanthennials. Yttrius named many of his children after himself.

Iodina failed to cure her daughter Astatina, and she died childless.

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A devotional image of Iodina created by Kaycie D

Niobes wore a deep blue dress despite his gender. His electric personality made him a great conductor. He conducts great symphonies and is sometimes called a superconductor.

Molybdenus son of Chromius son of Magnesius son of Azoth was an apprentice of Azoth. It was through him that life traditionally communed with Azoth, this only changed when Saints Haber and Bosch in their mystical pursuit reached direct communion with Azoth.

Cadmia was a great painter. Molybdenus was her muse and she painted his mystical visions.

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Xanthine oxidase, a painting by Cadmia of Molybdenus in deep meditation

They married and begat Wolfstein, and Hagurie the quick

Devotional Art of Wolfsten

Zircon was a frugal man. With the help of Hausa he created discount diamonds that the frugal use in jewelry.

Sintina was an eccentric goddess who wore a hat made of tin foil. Zircon fell in love with her eccentricity and married her.

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A devotee of Sintina wearing a hat emulating her hat

Zircon married Sintina and they begat Hafnes and Plebby

Argenta fell in love with Technetius, but Technetius refused to marry her, he said that he couldn’t leave a child without a father.

Mithra didn’t tolerate this. Mithra ordered Technetius to marry Argenta and promised to adopt her after he died.

And so Technetius and Argenta married and Argenta grew pregnant. Just as Technetius died he got to see his twin children: Rhena and Aurelia the Golden Girl.

Devotional Art of Rhena

Argenta and Mithra raised the two to adulthood.

To this day we pray to Technetius to help people avoid dying childless.

Rhodia and Palladia found Ruthenius was the only single man of their generation and they fought over him. In the end both had to marry him. Rhodia bore Osmia and Iridia while Palladia bore Platinus

Devotional Art of Iridia

Caesar loved Astatina, but alas she had died before their marriage.

The plague was devastating on the Lanthennials. While earlier generations had few losses, nearly all the Lanthennials had only stillbiths. Countless children many named died in this period.

Wolfstein refused to marry and lived a solitary life, as did many others.

The misfortunes of Aurelia continued, she married a Lanthennial named Prometheus who soon came down with the plague too. He brought fire to Mithra and Iodina before he died and begged them to fix things.

And so Aurelia married Platinus and they bore no children, for their feared their children would die.

Hagurie was fluid and silver. So she took upon herself the nickname of Quicksilver. She married a Lanthennial named Neodymius and hoped she would have one surviving child. He bore her Uranus.

Thallia was a snake. Daughter of Indiga and Niobes

Devotional Art of Thallia

Plebby was a leader, but she was also poor. She makes bullets for cheap, unlike Argenta. She used to build many things for poor people such as pipes and paint and batteries and gasoline. She married Cerius and he bore her Thor

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Bullets dedicated to Plebby

Today Plebby feels lonely, because many people are wary of her, for she often causes brain damage. But she was never malicious, people’s brains just confused her for Calcifer.

A pamphlet from an awareness campaign against Plebby’s products

Argenta and Plebby have had a constant debate on who makes better bullets

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A bullet dedicated to Argenta

Today Plebby dedicates herself solely to making batteries and bullets, and protecting people from the plague of Technetius.

The time of the elements seemed gone and hopeless, with so many dead and so few marriages.

Bisma daughter of Sibby sought solace in art. She became well known as a sculptor but bore no children.

A sculpture made by Bisma

Uranus and Thor were distraught and sought to revive their stillborn cousins with necromancy. 

They managed to revive Polonia daughter of Telluria, Astatina daughter of Iodina, Radon son of Xenos and Xenea, Francius son of Caesar, Radius son of Barius, Actinus son of Lanthanus, and Protactinius son of Praseodymius. They also revived Prometheus and Technetius. But many of their cousins, and their sisters couldn’t be revived.

As they revived their cousins they released countless byproducts. 

Hazardous waste produced by necromancy

Alpha was harmless and claimed by Helios.

Beta was harmless and claimed by Weimbos

Gamma caused death. Today we pray heavily to Uranus and Thor for protection from Gamma particles. As of yet they haven’t blest us with a solution though. We know though that if we help Uranus and Thor with their necromancy project, they will bless us with a solution. 

None of the revived ones were stable. Many died immediately after revival. Some are benevolent like Technetius and Prometheus. 

Some have regrets. Polonia and Astatina and Radon want to have children, and even have names for their children. Livermoria Tennesina and Oganesson respectively. 

Radon is angry at the world and roams the world seeking to pull whoever he can into the underworld with him as he dies, only to be revived again.

Billions of years later the sons of Adam would revive the ones who couldn’t be revived. Some even managed to help Radon have his child Oganesson. They thought Radon would stop haunting the living but that didn’t happen. As Radon is so consumed by rage that he ignores the birth of his own child.

There were the Transuranics

Neptunius

Devotional Art of Pluto the Fat Man

Pluto God of Death

A rare photograph of Americus in the form of his avatar David Hahn the Radioactive Boyscout

Americus the great American boy scout. Guardian of Boyscouts and freethinkers

Curius

Berkelius

Californius

Einstein

Fermes

Mendelev

Nobella

Laurentia

Rutherford

Seaborgia

Bohria

Hassia

Meitner

Livermore

Tennessine

Oganesson

And after came the most mysterious ones. Nameless elementals

Francis and Tenessina and Rades and Livermore married and each bore a son and a daughter

Actinus and Moscovia bore 23 sons and one daughter

And the rest of the generation bore only daughters

Even after this though many of the elementals continue to beget children with each other. Sometimes in affairs and sometimes legitimately. Nadrius and Chlorina begat a son named Saltus, Azoth and Adonai begat Ammonius, Hausa and Adonis begat Danu god of rain. The children of the elementals are innumerable and live everywhere in the universe

Special Credit to Venting_Oreos and KCD-Elements for many of the images

Sutra 1: Quantum Romance

When time began, two twins, divine, were born

Brother, Sister, Yin Yang, they grew greatly

A millionfold they grew in a second

Endless Waters rushed out to everywhere

These waters became spacetime

The afterbirth became Hillu. The chaos that haunts us all.

Yin and Yang married and vowed burn the afterbirth.

Their first night together was vocal and passionate.

Listen carefully to the radio.

You will still hear their ecstatic first words.

Spoken with tantric unison

“Let there be light”

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Traditional artistic depiction of the union between Yin and Yang
The Light of Yin and Yang captured in a long exposure photograph

Soon Yin bore three daughters: Dextra and Bessa and Sinistra

Their daughters were lonely and begged for brothers

So Yin and Yang laid together again.

By the curse of Hillu Yin died in childbirth

And she gave birth to Fermius and Bosos

So it is said, but we don’t know where Yin is, merely that we live in the world of Yang and Yin is nowhere to be found.

Dextra and Sinistra fought over Fermius, in the end he married them both

Bessa took her time slow and steady

Marrying Bosos after the Planck epoch

Fermius and Dextra begat the house of the right hand

Fermius and Sinistra begat the house of the left hand

Bessa and Bosos begat together the house of Bosos

Bosos and Bessa intended to divide the four forces between their children.

Firstborn was Gravitos, and they gave him gravity

Secondborn was Gluvos, and he was given strong interaction

Twins thirdborn were Weimbos and Zoros

Both Weimbos and Zoros wanted to claim electromagnetism, neither one wanted to be the lord of weak interaction. As they fought over electromagnetism, Bosos and Bessa declared that they would both rule weak interaction. 

So Bosos and Bessa laid together and begat Photos

And Photos was given Lordship over Electromagnetism

Still Bosos and Bessa were unsatisfied, so they laid together once more to give birth to the ultimate particle

They begat Higos the “God Particle”.

They sent prophets to all nations, much to the chagrin of Higos.

An abstract scientific representation of the family of Yin and Yang

As the house of Bosos grew so too did the rival houses of Fermius

The two houses grew as mirror images

To Sinistra were born Lord Quarkon the colorful and Lady Lepta the colorless.

Both were strong personalities who wished to pass on their surnames, so they begged for new spouses.

Fermius and Sinistra begat Quarra and Achromo Sterino

Quarkon married Quarra and Lepta married Achromo

Under the guidance of Gluvos the tribe of Quarkon grew greatly for 3 generations

Quarkon I and Quarra begat Quarkon II the Truthful and Quarra II the Beautiful

Quarkon the Truthful and Quarra the beautiful begat Quarkon the Charming and Quarra the Strange

Quarra the strange had cat ears and wanted to destroy the world with strangelets

Quarkon the charming and Quarra the strange begat Quarkon IV the Up-above and Quarra IV the Down-below

Quarkon and Quarra IV begat Proteus and Neutra

Lepta and Achromo begat Taia and Tatrino.

As Achromo was a poor father and a submissive husband his sons became very timid. They rarely interact with the world, they wander around as mere observers of the world. Some people call them neutrinos because now no matter how much encouragement they get they will always remain neutral to the world around them

Taia and Tatrino begat Mia and Mutrino

Mia and Mutrino begat Lecter and Neutrino

And so there were the three generations of the daughters of Lepta.

The daughters of Dextra multiplied in a mirror image to the daughters of Sinistra. And so the three generations were replicated perfectly in her house too. Except the sons of Achromo Sterino were even more submissive than the sons of Achromo Neutrino, for they lacked the blessings of Weimbos and Zoros, having only the blessing of Gravitos they came to be known as Dark Matter.

Finally while Lecter was born to Mia Sinistra Electra was born to Mia Dextra.

Lecter and Electra were an inseparable couple combining left and right. They begat Shelly who married Proteus of the Lefthand tribe

Left and Right make Right. Proteus and Shelly married and they begat Adonis.

Schematic drawing of a positive atom in the center orbited by a negative particle.
Artistic depiction of Adonis

Some call Adonis the Watermaker, for he is the father of water, he is known to Germans as the Wasserstoff, but best known by his Ancient Greek name, given to him by Homer himself, Adonis Hydrogeneus.

Reflecting on Terra

In ancient times it was said that the history of a nation is preserved within its soil. Nowhere is this more true than on Terra, a nation with kilometers upon kilometers of history. It has been many kilometers since I was born here, and quite a few since I last visited.

Wherever I go people always ask me about my life, as I quickly found Terra is no exception. This is probably the most annoying thing about being the oldest person in the galaxy, because at this point I barely know anything more about my youth than anyone else does. The memories of my youth have been in the public domain for eons, and countless older memories are readily available.

I went as a pilgrim to many of the ancient sites of Terra: I performed Hajj under the Solstice while the sun was in Sagittarius and the moon in Gemini, visited the old city of Jerusalem, reenacted the ancient rituals of Gobeklitepe, and visited Saint Peters Basilica.

It’s ironic how strongly the Meccans admire me. In my youth I spent centuries waiting to be permitted entry, and now my pilgrimage was the largest single gathering in history.

An entire Dyson sphere swarmed to a single city. The wormholes were packed to capacity. People were denied entry to Terra for fear of overheating. Billions of people learned the long dead language of classical Arabic after this, and it started a decades long trend in entertainment across the entire Gaian sphere.

Despite the crowding nobody died in the Hajj. Terra was sufficiently angelnetted that the worst injuries were a few broken arms.

I accidentally made history in what was supposed to be an anonymous pilgrimage due to the promotion of the Caliph.

I suddenly saw memes pop up in many dead languages after my trip: Arabic, Greek, Indonesian, Hindustani, Swahili, Tamil, and English among others. Even American sign language was revived

Even after seeing this for millennia the scale of society still impresses me. In my youth these numbers were unthinkable. More people learned English from my pilgrimage than had ever known it before, more pilgrims came to Mecca in that single week than there were ever followers of old Islam. Synchronous virtual pilgrims added onto that 100-fold and asynchronous virtual pilgrims dwarfed the synchronous pilgrims 100-fold alike.

I even saw a meme about Earth-chan not being flat, and witnessed an argument between two posters, op said that the meme came only a few years after Eratosthenes and Magellan proved Terra was round, while the other Anon said the meme likely dated back to 1973 and referenced the famous blue marble picture, since the internet didn’t exist until people had colonized Luna.

As much as this made me laugh, these weren’t idiots. Not everyone is an expert in history. In my childhood they would have been idiots, but in my childhood these were relatable times. My birth is ten times closer to that of Eratosthenes than to the present. Not knowing the bronze age copper age distinction back then didn’t make me an idiot. I sure as hell couldn’t get a joke written in ancient Sumerian, and despite being descended from it, Terran is further from English than English was from Sumerian.

As a native speaker of English I occasionally recognize words from my childhood in everyday speech, proper nouns aside they are rare. Sure I can figure out the origins of words from sound shifts, but meaning shifts are so bizarre seemingly no words mean the same thing. I get how love became laɓam but how it came to mean kugelblitz is beyond me.

I am so old but at the same time, my life is a mere drop in the ocean of the universe. I’ve seen revived dinosaurs, but my life is less than a thousandth of the time since the dinosaurs died.