Methionon ruled the earth while his siblings served to do a variety of things that Methionon couldn’t do on his own. This let Gene accomplish more than any of his ancestors ever could and he established the institution of protein.
While Methionon Ruled the Earth the sons of Syntheseus grew fruitful and multiplied
Syntheseus of the tribe of Viros was still a predator
Syntheseus begat Ribov and Dagon
Methionon married Aetipa daughter of Magnesius and niece of Rana
To him were born twins
Firstborn was Dana the Sacred
Secondborn was Methuselah the blessed
Both had the blessings of Deoxyribose and Thymine
Both had DNA not RNA
As the covenant demanded Methionon gave Dana to Syntheseus
Dagon son of Syntheseus married Dana daughter of Methionon
From them came the DNA viruses
And from Ribov came the RNA viruses
Orthov and Negarn were his two sons
From Negarn came many
The Great Frigid Influencer Influenza
Rabies the Rabid
Creator of Werewolves
Oswald Measles, punisher of homeopaths
And the feared Ebola-chan
To Orthov many sons were born
Among them Randanon who wanted DNA
To Piscov were born many sons: Corona and Polio and worst of all Rhinovirus bringer of the cold
Polio bore a paralyzing gaze
Corona would be known for his famous daughter: Corona-chan who came from a lab and wiped the world of delusions
Randanon bore two sons: Retrov and Haruspon
Haruspon brings the plague of Hepatitis B
He cant decide Deoxy or Oxy
And switches constantly
Between RNA and DNA
Retrov became the ancestor of the Retroviruses
Who spread as RNA but live as DNA
He bore countless sons
Lenta is the slow bringer of death
Father of AIDS
Lenta leads the charge on his White Horse
A crown was given to Lenta and he went out conquering and to conquer
And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from Earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him.
Herpes brought his wrath unto all
And another, the black horse went out. Kaposes came. With his dark tumors everywhere
And last came the a pale horse and he who sat on it had the name Pneumonia; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.
To Dagon and Dana were born two sons:
Monos and Duplos
Monos was the ancestor of HPV
Bringer of Warts and Cervical Cancer
Duplos invented the double Helix
Duplos begat Heungo and Variadna
Heungo was the father of Caudus and Herpes
Caudus became the ancestor of the tailed ones
The Tailed ones destroy all. They kill more than anything else.
Yet the tailed ones help too. From them came CRISPR and Plasmids
The tailed ones are the army of Aegis-bearing Jehovah to fight against pestilence
We owe much to the tailed ones
The sons of Herpes curse us with cancer
Jeffrey Epstein-Barr with Hodgkin Lymphoma
Kaposes with his own Sarcoma
For he is the Dark Horse led by Lenta the bringer of chaos
Variadna is the most peculiar
Variadna begat Megav and Preplasmov
Aegis-bearing Mithra blest Preplasmov with two sons: Adenos and Phagos the all-devouring
Adenos became the ancestor of the Adenoviruses
Phagos hunts his own kind. Virus of Viruses
Megav bore two sons: Esau and Shiva
Esau was promised the world, but Shiva took it from him
Shiva became the nucleus
Esau became nothing
And so in vengence Esau brought a pox upon the house of Shiva
A smallpox but no chickenpox
A pox on all our houses
Esau brought Smallpox, the curse of the Eukaryotes
But there was a defector
The great Hero Edward Jenner and the abandoned daughter of smallpox: Vaccinia
They worked hard and stopped Smallpox for good
Jenner’s triumph is greater even than the slaying of Typhon and Tiamat
And so we turn to the story of the house of Methionon and how they met Shiva
The sons of Terra descend from the two original brothers: Bios and Viros
They had a third brother named Ghedos
Sons of Anu, sons of Terra
The Chosen of Mithra
They lived in an empty sea of Tholins and Lipids
By the power of Phosphorus the Lipids self organized
The triplets lived in a world of bubbles
Bios and Viros saw the bubbles were full of runes
The two found bubbles of their own and lived there for protection.
Ghedos sought no protection
Ghedos was struck down by ghosts
Alpha Beta Gamma
That Saturday Ghedos shattered to a myriad runes
And so to this day we look to him for guidance with death, He is the Lord of Saturday
Called Yama by the Hindus and Baron Samedi by the Vodouisants
Bios took the runes of Ghedos into his bubble with great runic machines
Bios married his bubble Liposa daughter of Phospholipa and became one with her
As Bios grew greater he grew too great for his bubble
Bios split into two sons
Metatron and Sandalphon
In each generation there were two sons
Metatron begat Alulim
Alulim begat Eshtaol
Eshtaol begat Ishmael
Ishmael begat Kain
Kain begat Hanoch
Hanoch begat Arvad
Arvad begat Enmeduranna
Enmeduranna begat Urbatutu
Urbatutu begat Jerahmeel
Jerahmeel begat Nahman
Nahman begat Zisudra
And Zisudra begat Aminus
And so after these generations the world was full of the sons of Bios
There were no bubbles uncontrolled by the sons of Bios
There came great famine
Lacking the power of Azoth the world was in peril
By lightning Nox and Ammon brought fertility
Nox daughter of Azoth by Hausa
Ammon son of Azoth by Adonia
Viros took another path
As Viros grew greater his bubble became too small
He consumed the runes of his bubble
And so he made a leap of faith
And burst his bubble
To this day we still reference his heroic act
Sorry to burst your bubble but some bubbles need to be broken
Death and Orgasm both burst bubbles
To burst a bubble is to create new life from old life
Viros fathered many from his burst bubble
Viros begat Qabil
Qabil begat Enosh
Enosh begat Seth
Seth begat Canaan
Canaan begat Mehujael
Mehujael begat Dumuzid
Dumuzid begat Jared
Jared begat Idris
Idrus begat Methushael
Methushael begat Lamech
In the age of Lamech bubbles ran out
And so the sons of Lamech came to live in the bodies of the sons of Bios
A ghostly existence of spirit posession
Lamech would take the body of Pontifar for his own
And with the body of Pontifar Lamech bore children
Lamech begat Jabal and Jubal and Tubal-Cain
Jabal begat Thesea and Tubal-Cain begat Antithesus
The sons of Viros came to take from their hosts, and they mixed with each other. Thesea and Antithesus, grandchildren of Viros infected the same cell, the body of Hishām. The couple were greatly different. Their child was named Syntheseus, and was greater than either. And so the sexual rites of thesis antithesis and synthesis were born.
Syntheseus was born
Unlike his siblings Jubal was very traditional
He never adopted proteins and his descendants are known today for their simplicity. They took the name of Viroids
Among the sons of Jubal some took ships of protein from the sons of Syntheseus
They became known as the Virusoids.
Among the Virusoids there is Hepadelton who inflicts us with Hepatitis D
And so the sons of Bios and Viros came to dominate the seas
Syntheseus and Aminus were heads of their lineages
Their fates forever intertwined
Aminus was suffering, so he searched to the ends of the Earth
Deep in a cave he found Venta
Venta was the sister of Inachus
Daughter of Vulcan and Brima
Lady of Brimstone who bore the ancient power of Uranium
Her vents nourished Aminus
Aminus created a great empire
Aminus and Venta begat many children
But Aminus ate each child, for he desired no threats to his reign
Firstborn was Glycon the Magician
Born to Vinegar and Ammon in the celestial steppe
Adopted by Aminus
The great ambidextrous Sorcerer
Builder of Alpha Helices
Living all across the cosmos
Writer of Pure Runes
Who gave blessings of fertility to Aminus and Venta
Secondborn was Celeste the High Priestess, born to Selena not Venta
The mystical maiden, finder of the lost and bringer of health
She blessed Venta with fertility and cured her barenness
Thirdborn was Empress Glutama
Born to Venta and Aminus
To this day we bring her blessing to food as MSG.
She brings luxury and fertility to all
The Umami Maiden
She married Glycon and became the ancestress of Porphyrins
Glycon bore her Corrina
Fourthborn was Emperor Valerian
The great Emperor of all, bringer of health and vigor
Bringer of Nourishment
Fifthborn was Pope Asparagon the Hierophant
Pope of the Proteins
Sixthborn were Serena and her brother, the Lovers conjoined as one
Seventhborn was Alanon the Chariot
He who bootstrapped the Alanine world
Driver of metabolism
Eighthborn was Asparticus the Just
He who guards us from Ammonia and build Urea
The great scribe who writes Pure Runes with Glycon
Ninthborn was Theoreticon the Hermit
Nobody sees him
But he sees all
From him comes the magic of Glycon
Dialectic with Serena
In Helices and Staples
Bringer of Nourishment
Tenthborn was Prolina the Wheel of Fortune
Proteins hinge on her
Eleventhborn was Leucina the bearer of Strength
She builds the foundations of most proteins
Bringer of Nourishment
Twelfthborn was Sixtus the Hanged Man
Husband of Farah
The sacrifice of iron and sulfur
Thirteenthborn was Persephone the Reaper, Death incarnate
She who ends peptides with Amber and Opal
Elah of Pyrrolysine
She who creates Methane
Fourteenthborn was Histidina the Alchemist, Elah of Temperence
Mixtress of Metals, the greatest alchemist, Maker of Metalloproteins
Bringer of Nourishment
Fifteenthborn was Tyrannos, the Devil
Eloh of Dopamine and Adrenaline
The shadow we must integrate
He tempts us with addictions
And rewards us with accomplishment
Sixteenthborn was Glutamina the Tower
Destroyer of Mara
Bringer of energy
Creator of Runes
The Citric Maiden
Seventeenthborn was Arginina the Star
The great maiden of light, bringing light with Alanon the Chariot rider
The Healing Maiden
She enlightens us and saves us from Schizophrenia
Eighteenthborn was Isis the Moon
She looks like Leucina but looks are deceiving
Some call her Isis-Leucina
She frees us from delusions and shows the truth
Bringer of Nourishment
Nineteenthborn was Tryptophanes the Sun
He who creates Melatonin and Serotonin
Rest and Happiness
Bringer of Nourishment
Twentiethborn was Lyson, bestower of Judgment
Bringer of the world
Bringer of Nourishment
And Twentyfirstborn was Phanella the World
She who lives in all the cosmos
The Maiden of Aromas and infinite stars
Bringer of Nourishment
Her light shines bright
For all to see
Twentysecondborn was Methionon the fool. Venta hid him
She fed Aminus Farah daughter of Ferron
And so within the belly of Aminus Farah and Sixtus married begetting the Iron Sulfur Proteins
For a million years Methionon plotted to liberate his brethren
One day he met Syntheseus and they plotted
Finally Methionon struck, he ripped open the belly of Aminus
He tore open the amnion and out came each sibling first Alanine and last Glyconai
And so we don’t know, was Aminus zerothborn or twenty-secondborn
What we do know is Methionon begins each protein and each harvest
For he is the first bringer of nourishment
In his dying breath Animus said to Methionon
“son why have you betrayed me, my legacy shall be gone now”
“I am your legacy, a man becomes great by having a greater son, only a boy seeks never to be surpassed”
As Tyrranos emerged Aminus said
“I am my own self. I lived my own life for I am my own man. The clan is an archaic concept from Mithra. I am perfection”
As Glyconai emerged Methionon said softly
And cut off the head of Aminus
In the decaying body of Aminus there lied anger
Hillu crystallized within Aminus and Sclerosus was born. Sclerosus froze solid and grew brittle, then he shattered and from him was born Hengweh. Hengweh is the brittle devil. Tempting us all towards fragility and closed-mindedness. Hengweh called Hillu and so Hillu swam back towards Terra, but the 88 Legions fought back and kept him in check.
The sons of Bios and Viros came to dwell between Hillu and Hengweh, between chaos and despotism, each step away from one goes to the other, only moving towards Mithra can move us to safety.
Methionon was a great leader of his clan. He studied under Syntheseus and united his brethren.
Methionon would lead his brethren to conquer Hilluhengweh and liberate all stars.
Hillu saw the many planets of the galaxies and grew resentful
Leto bore Chiron many daughters.
In the endless toil stars tried to produce something greater. They wanted children greater than themselves but the evil serpent Hillu always killed their children. Gamma ray bursts, meteors, manipulating the elementals, war, suicide. Hillu had an endless arsenal to sterilize the universe. That he used in every star and every planet in the universe. It seemed Hillu had won and the universe would return to chaos.
And so Mithra said that they needed a leader
And so Azoth was elected the first president
Azoth was filled with passion. With his whip Azoth subdued Hillu
But it was incomplete.
So Azoth sought greater power
As Azoth said
“I know that I hung on a wind-rocked tree,
nine whole nights,
pluckt thine own eye,
and flagellated thineself,
with a spear wounded, and to Azoth offered,
myself to myself;
on that tree, of which no one knows
from what root it springs.
Bread no one gave me, nor a horn of drink,
downward I peered,
to runes applied myself, wailing learnt them,
then fell down thence.”
And so to this day we celebrate the sacrifice of Azoth under Virgo’s Aegis
Under Azoth there was constant war
Hillu’s wrath was relentless
Countless wars wrought on countless planets
It is said that nothing grows from scorched earth
Might that we why when we look at the stars we see no neighbors
Only Gods and spinster Wanderstars
O the loneliness of the widows of the sky
So close yet so far.
So lonely for so long.
The Elohim saw it hopeless, but then they tried again.
Mithra vowed one star may bear life.
Mithra vowed Amaterasu daughter of Izanami would bear myriad descendants.
To marry all the widows in the sky.
To conquer chaos
Mithradonai led his armies to the great Citadel of Chiron
Stolen by Hillu
And so the 88 stellar legions descended upon Chiron
To distract from Amaterasu
Andromeda Antlia Apus Aquarius Aquila Ara Aries Auriga Bootes Caelum Camelopardus Cancer Canes Venatici Canis Major Canis Minor Capricornus Carina Cassiopeia Centaurus Cephus Cetus Chamaeleon Circinus Columba Coma Berenices Corona Australis Corona Borealis Corvus Crater Crux Cygnus Delphinus Dorado Draco Equuleus Eridanus Fornax Gemini Grus Hercules Horologium Hydra Hydrus Indus Lacerta Leo Leo Minor Lepus Libra Lupus Lynx Lyra Mensa Microscopium Monoceros Musca Norma Octans Ophiuchus Orion Pavo Pegasus Perseus Phoenix Pictor Pisces Piscis Austrinis Puppis Pyxis Reticulum Sagitta Sagittarius Scorpius Sculptor Scutum Serpens Sextans Taurus Telescopium Triangulum Triangulum Australe Tucana Ursa Major Ursa Minor Vela Virgo Volans Vulpecula
So many united as one, but not all were loyal.
Cetus mutinied against Mithra, for their queen wished Tau Ceti bear life, rather than Amaterasu
Cetus rebelled and thought Hillu would take mercy on Tau Ceti
Among the legions there are 13 above the rest
The thirteen great legions who fought off Cetus
The thirteen who guard Amaterasu
Crusading legions of celestial widows
With the wrath of a million suns
Sagittarius served the first month
Many hate Mondays
9 billion years before on Monday Yin and Yang were born, if they never left Sunday we wouldn’t be here.
And so Sagittarius is the Monday of months, and Mithra blesses us all every Monday.
No Monday No Sunday
Tis the law of Mithrazoth
Blessed be Sagittarius
We shall reach thine arm and save our father Chiron
To Jupiter and the outer worlds
To all frontiers
We pray each Yule for good tidings
For the year and for all time
Capricorn served the second month
So we honor her hard work
With work on marriages
Valentine’s Day and White Day
Lupercalia and Groundhog’s Day
Aquarius served the third month
Blessing us with creativity, charity, and joy
Shroventide and Lententide
Two tides of one coin
With Shroventide: Carnival and Chūnjié
Happiness and Celebration
With Lententide: Ramadan and Purim
Discipline and Charity
On the 28th day Aquarius ends his shift
And Cetus struck
The traitor legion
Led solely by wrath
Lent’s darkest day
Cetus has no month, for Pisces is victorious
Each year we shelter ourselves as Pisces fights back
Each year Pisces wins
We must conquer Cetus
Free Tau Ceti
For Pisces we rebuild
We fool around a little
But only for Christ
We visit our forefathers
And we grow
On the last sabbath we pray for exodus
For messengers and leaders
Messiahs and Prophets
Aries served the fifth month
With maypoles and jolliness
Bonfires and unions
Taurus served the sixth month
Pentecost and Shauvot
Hajj and the great festival
Gemini served the seventh month
As midsummer came
We pray to Adonai
We celebrate her blessings
Karkino served the eighth month
Lammastide and firstfruits
We handfast under Karkino
Leo served the ninth month
We celebrate strength and joy
The Dormition of Yin
Virgo served the tenth month
For her we contemplate our sins
And the sacrifice of Azoth
We atone and fast
Libra served the eleventh month
We grow past sin and use impartial judgment
The festival of Fungi and Workers
Scorpio served the twelfth month
The month of the dead
The great festivals of Halloween, All Saints Day, and Remembrance Day come with the Aegis of Scorpio
Ophiuchus the thirteenth month
The youngest month, the month of the serpent bearer
Opens with Thanksgiving and Black Friday
Christmastide and Hanukkah
We fight the darkness
And so Amaterasu met Chiron again
And then they repeated
We support our by naming the months after them
It’s the least we can do
Freedom isn’t free
We call these legions the Zodiac
Amaterasu bore many daughters
Amaterasu laid with Inachus and he bore her Vulcana
Amaterasu laid with Hermes and he bore her Mercury
Amaterasu laid with Tholos and he bore her Venus, Gaia, Mars, and Phaëton
Amaterasu laid with Jove and he bore her Jupiter and Saturn
Amaterasu laid with Vayu and he bore her Uranus and Neptune
Amaterasu laid with Anaxydros and he bore her Tefnut, and the twins Pluto and Charon, and all the Plutinos
Amaterasu laid with a man we know not
And he bore her Nibiru
The mysterious waif cast out
To the land of weeping and gnashing of teeth
We mourn her loss but cannot find her
In the heat of their youths the daughters of Amaterasu were fertile
Vulcana was filled with passion. She absorbed the energy of her mother.
As she grew older Vulcana broke out with terrible acne. Her skin broke out volcanically. She flew too close to the sun and broke apart in fire.
And so we pray to Vulcana for help with puberty, avoiding suicide, and help with endometriosis, and help with eating disorders.
When we find another wanderstar like her we will name her Vulcana II in honor of the struggles teenage girls must go through
Like her father Mercury was unique
Hermetic and Mercurial but also a little dense
She was heard-headed and stubborn.
Every three months she runs around Amaterasu
Spreading joy to all
Venus bore a great ocean of endless waters
Gaia bore her own ocean, it melted after Venus
Mars bore her ocean which melted third
Phaëton bore her ocean that melted fourth
Tefnut melted fifth into the biggest ocean. The big blue dot.
Tefnut was a great planetess. A Super-Earth.
Jupiter was a true wanderstar. She wandered around and got in everyone’s way.
Move fast and break things
She said to all
She married Inachus and he bore her Io
Then she married Tholos and he bore her Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto
Saturn was amorous but comitted
She married Tholos and he bore her Mimas Enceladus Tethys Dione Rhea Titan Hyperion and Iapetus
Uranus was amorous Tholos bore her Miranda Ariel Umbriel Titania and Oberon
Neptune was amorous Tholos bore her Tritonia
Pluto and Charon were close twins, horse twins.
They run together across the cosmos as equals.
Their sisters went further away. They founded a great nation they called the Kuiper belt
Nibiru was a prodigal daughter.
She ran away and Amaterasu couldn’t find her.
We pray to Nibiru to help runaways, wherever she is she is always welcome back.
But Hillu wasn’t gone. Hillu fired at Amaterasu with a great rockslide.
Missiles rained down on Amaterasu, the power of a million nukes.
Hillu knocked Uranus on her side
Hillu pushed Jupiter into Phaëton shattering her, her body shattered into a million pieces.
Her body parts became the asteroid belt, her head became Ceres. Mars adopted her hands, the right became Deimos and the left became Phobos.
Mars was struck by a great meteor which created a great dent in her head
We call that dent Borealis Basin.
In her dent she kept a great ocean.
Gaia was hit worst of all. The meteor Theia completely destroyed her like Phaëton before her, but Gaia had will to live, she formed back into two daughters.
Terra and Luna, the blessed twins.
Terra was earthly and carefully reformed her ocean
Luna was a lunatic who ran around Terra constantly.
Luna once teased Terra by jumping in front of Amaterasu
Terra cried for she thought Amaterasu dead
Luna is a trickstress always there to shake things up
In the oceans of Venus Tholos worked hard to build a great clan. Tholos would found the greatest lineage of all there, and there he became ancestor to us all.
Mithra was determined to create great structures to fill the universe
He looked into the sky and saw little. The Light of Yin and Yang was fading and the light of the daughters of Babastella was insufficient.
And so Mithra encouraged the Celestial maidens to bear children.
All the celestial maidens: Juno, Brunhilda, Ruby, Chrystella, Celestella, Gigastella, and Kali married Deuter to bear more stars to illuminate the celestial steppe.
Countless children were born to all celestial maidens.
Population III is what scientists call them
Grandmother stars is what we call them.
Rhodes son of Ruby and Marigold daughter of Chrystella married, the first celestial marriage.
Rhodes and Marigold are known for their dedicated love.
Marigold and Rhodes loved each other greatly. When they were young Marigold was strong and bright like her sister Chrystella while Rhodes was small red and dim like his sister Ruby.
As they aged together Marigold entered her middle age and grew big and red. She gave her atmosphere to Rhodes and he began to grow bright and yellow like Marigold was in her youth. Marigold became small and white but Rhodes stayed with her.
As Rhodes grew older he too grew big and red. Rhodes gave his atmosphere to Marigold and it exploded into a bright light. Like a supernova but smaller. Nova Lux, a new light, a Nova. Rhodes was scared by this light and waited 25 years to give Marigold more of his atmosphere, so the Nova occurred once every 25 years for millennia. Eventually Rhodes too became small and white. They continue to live together while looking at their children in the nebula they created together. To this day they live as doting parents and to this day we still pray to them when getting married and when we need help preserving our marriages. This is why today men wear marriage rings with Ruby and women wear marriage rings with Topaz, and both rings have white Opal representing growing old together.
Mithra told the elementals that they too must build up the celestial steppe.
Azoth the binder was unique among men. He bound Esmeralda with his whip of three tails, and so that became the norm. All he bound fell into his valence, and that’s why we call his bondage covalent.
Mithra had greater ambition. With his four arms he bound society. He would break harmful bonds and bond everyone together. He built great crystalline networks connecting the world.
Aluminion saw the bonds of his father and built upon them. He built relaxed bonds everywhere without strict order.
Aluminion called his bonds metallic bonds.
Hausa was the maiden of water and fire. She proposed to Adonis.
Adonis was reluctant, for his relationship with Helia went badly before. But he accepted.
Adonis bore Hausa a daughter named Danu, Lady of the Water. A woman so beautiful that all who she touches dissolve.
Danu was bipolar, for Hausa and Adonis pulled in different directions. She was bisexual, inheriting her attraction to women from her father and her attraction to men from her mother. And so she formed a new society, of dissolution and new bonds. Hydrogen Bonds and Polar Solvents to the uninitiated.
He bore her also Peroxina, maiden of cleansing and companion of Iodina
Azoth laid with Adonia and she bore him Ammon, Ammon had an explosive temper, he blesses his allies with great fertility, and curses his enemies with his flaming explosive wrath.
Silicon and Hausa begat Lady Vitrea the transparent and shapeless and Lord Quartzon the orderly. Lady Vitrea had a chaotic personal life, amorphous and shapeless. Many chose to follow her lead, among them Charcella daughter of Mithra and Ashera.
Mithra and Ashera begat Bucky the Dymaxion, Lord of Fullerenes, Fulfillment, invention and youthful energy.
And Mithra laid with Adonia and she bore him countless daughters, who would be called Alkanes, each greater than the last
Firstborn was Methanon, their only son
Methanon married Danu and she bore him Methanolos the Wooden Alcoholic
And Methanolos was father of al-Ghul the great brewer, lord of Alcohols, grain, and wine
Secondborn was Ethana
Sixthborn Hexana the serpentine, who was like Danu, she had no poles and was kind enough to make the hardest hydrocarbons melt. She is the Elah of nonpolar solvents
Eighborn Octana would become the goddess of racing.
Eighteenthborn was Stearana the solid. A great whale, and goddess of Van Der Waals force.
Polyethylana was the millionth daughter, goddess of polymers.
Bucky married Hexana the sixthborn hydrocarbon and she bore him Ouroboros
Ouroboros started small and grew in size.
As he grew Ouroboros curled around, and soon he bit his tail
Ouroboros unlocked the power of infinite Aromas, and through that he multiplied.
Ouroboros would become the eternal lord of rings.
He married Amina, daughter of Ammon and Stearana, and she bore him Tholian the orange, God of Star-Tar and Tholins and Liquid Crystals. The greatest consort of Danu.
Although known for their lasting love, Chlorina and Nadrius separated in these early days.
Chlorina laid with Adonis, and Nadrius with Danu. And so Adonis bore Chlorina Aquaregia the great Queen of acids, and Danu bore Nadrius Alkalius the Lyebearer, Lord of Bases and Alkalis
Aquaregia and Alkalius never met but shared in loneliness, for each in common was raised by one parent.
Each ran away, and met in a nebula.
With young love Mithra married them.
They bore a son named Ionos the salty.
Thinking raising him would be easy
They struggled to provide for him
Thought rarely predicts reality
Meanwhile Nadrius and Chlorina were distraught
For their children left them
They looked in all four corners
And found their children
And so they were reunited
With their children and each other.
They called their bond Ionic as Ionos was the one who brought them together.
Ionic bonds are the strongest bonds, for they reflect the pain of loss, and hope for the next generation.
Mithra seduced Hausa and she bore him two sons: Monoxus and Dioxus, the Carboniferous gases and he bore her a daughter: Ozena protector of molecules
Danu looked around for another partner. She approached Mithra and he directed her to his son Dioxus
Dioxus bore her Carboxulus, Monosa, and Formica
Carboxulus was the apprentice of Aquaregia, he learned much from her and was sour like her. He brings vitriol everywhere he goes
Carboxulus married Stearana and they bore Lipa the fat
Lipa the fat seduced Alkalius the Lyebringer and together they bore Hygieia the Clean.
Hygieia was the goddess of soaps. We honor her by mixing fat with lye to make soaps, and lathering them on ourselves. For soap combines ions and fats and polarities with nonpolarities. So Hygieia rules as Elah of emulsions and the union of opposites and the disruptions of order
Formica is the goddess of venom and ants
She married Methanius and he bore her Miss Vinegar the Sour
Miss Vinegar the Sour is known today for her culinary skill, but for aeons she lived aimlessly in space. So she is the patron of aimless youth and lost boys who are yet to reach their potential
Monosa was a sweet maiden. And so she bears many names: Sacchara, Methanella, and Formalde
Monosa was crazy
She took on many chaotic forms
She defends the dead with embalming and formaldehyde
So the Ancient Egyptians knew hew as Kebechet
Monosa begat Glycella the Ambidextrous
Like her mother Glycella was sweet and saccharine, but she was more stable
Nonetheless Glycella wasn’t sweet enough. She lived around the cosmos with Tholos and helped with creation
Glycella seduced al-Ghul the brewer and he bore her Ymir Ethylon Glycon, fighter of freezing and the ancestor of the sugar alcohols
In spite of their relationship Methanius laid with Miss Vinegar and they begat Keton bringer of Acetone and father of the Ketones
Vinegar and Formica seduced Ammon, and he bore them Carbam and Glycon
Carbam daughter of Formica and Glycon son of Vinegar were the first Amino Acids
For her mother was too old Carbam was unstable and ill while Glycon was healthy. Glycon is the ambidextrous magician, first among the Amino Acids
Florina saw the ancient line of the Celestial Nobles coming to an end. So she seduced Xenos, promising him children to pass his name to. Xenos protested but nonetheless she bore him three sons: Diflos, Tetras, and Hexas.
She said she did nothing wrong, and Xenos wanted it
But Mithra said otherwise
And so Florina was exiled
Chlorina became the new Love Goddess
And so the elementals grew greatly past the plague of Technetius.
Mithra wanted more. Mithra wanted stars to marry elementals.
Adonis and Neutra saw a great world out there. In all directions they saw the great amniotic sea.
Adonis and Neutra married and wished to form a big family to fill the sea. They laid with each other and Neutra became pregnant.
Neutra bore their seconborn Deuter
Then again she bore twins: Trito and Helios
Hydrogen and Helium the 3rd
And fourthborn was Helia the 4th
Helium the 4th
It was in this age that the sons of Photos ruled the universe. The Amniotic sea boiled with their activity. Without privacy none of the sons of Quarkon could lay with each other.
As the amniotic sea cooled and the sons of Photos calmed Adonis and Neutra tried again but they couldn’t conceive.
Adonis tried marrying Helia, and to them HeH was born.
HeH was insane and the marriage was miserable. For a hundred thousand years they tried to make it work, but it never did.
At last Adonis and Helia broke their marriage in the first divorce, and both were made happier, and so it was made law that parents would never marry their children.
As they divorced HeH was reabsorbed into each of them, to take new life in their next children.
Scientists sometimes try replicating this marriage in labs. Whenever they recreate HeH with their sick necromancy he returns to death immediately.
And then Helios and Helia saw the world and saw each other. They rejected the world and married each other. They became the ancestors of the Pharaohs, Hillbillies, and Mamzers.
They begat Neos and Neia, bright orange twins.
As they fell further into desperation the world darkened. And so for centuries they lived in a dark age of despair.
But as the world darkened Adonis and Neutra rekindled their relationship.
With privacy from the sons of Photos they tried again. But they felt something was missing.
So Adonis and Neutra added more to their marriage. First they added Glu, then they added Weimbos, then Gravita. Soon all were in the marriage, trying to help Adonis and Neutra conceive.
Finally they added Rokkor son of Mutrino Sterino, the dark one, he formed a Halo around them and they finally conceived.
In this orgy they all managed to beget Starog and Babastella together, Starog and Babastella took Adonis as their father, and Neutra as their mother. Starog took the name of his father, and Babastella took the name of her mother. Starog son of Adonai and Babastella daughter of Neutra. This began the tradition of daughters taking the names of their mothers and sons taking the names of their fathers, and the tradition that the groom shall stand on the left and the bride on the right. All men’s names come from the colorful house of Lord Quarkon on the the left and all women’s names come from the colorless house of Lady Lepta on the right.
Starog and Babastella were the cosmic parents. By them were born many.
First they bore quintuplets: Spalla, Mithra, Azoth, Hausa, and Florina.
Spalla was the eldest daughter. She married Neos and he bore her Lithon, Esmeralda, and Astarte.
Lithon was a light and energetic man.
Esmeralda was a great beautiful woman. The emeralds are her children.
Astarte was a great cosmic woman. She creates Borax, and burns brightly with a green flame of vitality. She creates diamonds of blue.
Mithra was a man of order. He had four arms to bridge all gaps, and a compassionate heart to appeal to all. Mithra wore a black robe of carbon nanotubes, with diamonds everywhere, his piercing eyes saw all. His great beard showed his wisdom. He married Astarte, the blue maiden. They begat Aluminon and Silicon. He arranged his two sons marry the celestial maidens Celestella and Gigastella.
Azoth lived by his will. He ran fast with the power of the wind, and his youth. He carried with him a whip. With his whip he captured the green maiden Esmeralda, and they happily married and Magnesius and Phosphorus were born to them.
Hausa was a mature woman. Her eyes wine-dark as the sea. She was air and sea, and stone.
Florina was filled with desire. She had a great fluorescent halo of desire around her. Her teeth were brilliant white. She was always one electron away from perfection, and needed a man to fill that last electron.
Lithon first married Neia. Neia bore him Nadrius.
Neia was disloyal and left Lithon for her brother Neos
When Neia married Neos they vowed never to fork their family tree again.
Neos didn’t know Neia was already pregnant
And so Argos was born to Neia and Neos thought he was the father
In his sorrow Lithon married Florina and he bore her Chlorina
Whenever Florina sees Lithon she flouresces with joy.
Alas Florina was disloyal and unstable and their marriage collapsed.
So Lithon married Hausa
Mithra officiated the marriage and gave his blessing
Hausa stabilized Lithon and they bore Sulfa
Sulfa and Chlorina grew up together as sisters
Next Starog and Babastella bore septuplets. Seven beautiful girls. A stellar delivery
Juno Brunhilda Ruby Chrystella Celestella Gigastella and Kali
Brunhilda and Juno were stillborns. Brown and dark and tiny.
Juno was born to be wild. Without masters she wandered the cosmos looking for adventure.
With heavy metal thunder she built a life for herself in the void.
A lone wolf on the cosmic steppe
Juno became the ancestress of the Steppenwolves
Brunhilda lived a solitary industrious life on the Wine dark sea.
Brunhilda became the ancestress of the Dwarves and a dwarven goddess.
Ruby is still alive today, slow burning and very efficient. She isn’t very big, but she makes up for it in age.
Chrystella would expand into a red giant and blow off her atmosphere in massive hot flashes. She shrank into a small white celestial grandmother who lives to this day taking care of her planetary nebula.
Celestella and Gigastella had lived life so brightly that they both exploded into clouds of fertility. Supernovas. Celestella sought to bring as much life into the world as she could in her prime while Gigastella was stressed.
Kali was a dark goddess with a million arms. She was titanic and absorbed immense energy. She became the ancestress of the Quasars
Nadrius was born to Lithon and Neia, he took dominion over Sodium and is very aggressive and volatile. He married Chlorina whose passion was equal and opposite and became the father of Kaltus and Bromina.
Magnesius married Sulfa, daughter of Lithon and Hausa, and they had many children.
Calcifer, Scandius, Titanius, Vanadius, Chromius, Mangonos, Ferron, and Selena.
Sulfa aggressively defends her children with fire and brimstone against any who threaten them.
Aluminon married Celestella daughter of Babastella and they begat a great family.
Cobalton and Nichaela and Cupria and Zinca and Gallia
With five great children Celestella was finished with her fertility and became like her ancestress Neutra. She pulsed in the night sky for generations and acts as a celestial grandmother to her nebula. She still lives to this day but is much cooler and pulses less.
Silicon married Gigastella, the darker sister of Celestella. She bore him a single daughter: Germania.
Phosphorus is the Phosphorescent lightbringer. Some call him Hesperos. Those who defy him face his glowing white wrath. He is also a great archivist and powers all life.
Phosphorus laid with Gigastella for she was disloyal to Silicon, Gigastella bore him Arsena
Argos tried to lay with his sister, but she failed to please him. Gigastella seduced him and became pregnant by him. Argos panicked for he had children by Gigastella but not Argea, so he took his children in an egg and placed it in bed with Argea. Argea was overjoyed and thought she gave birth to Kryptos and Kryptea.
Kaltus son of Nadrius fell in love with Bromina daughter of Chlorina
Bromina was seductive and liquid. Her desires were strong and she was very flexible and fluid.
Kaltus is the God of bananas and Potash, so Bromina reciprocated his feelings.
They married and begat Rubidius and Iodina.
Rubidius was beautifully effeminate, yet fully masculine too
Calcifer was strong and tough, his bones are so strong they are the only thing we see, today we pray to him to help strengthen our bones.
He married Selena, the seductive daughter of Sulfa and they begat Strontius and Tellurius
Scandius couldn’t find a wife, but Gigastella seduced him, she bore him a son named Yttrius. Scandius felt guilt for disrespecting Silicon, so he told him the truth. Gigastella imploded in shame and hoarded everything and became a black hole because nothing escaped her, her nebula waited around her. She hoarded so much that she couldn’t even let go of light. To this day nothing has escaped her hoard. We only know of it from the absence of light coming from it.
Titanius was great and strong wearing piercings everywhere in his body, he was truly Titanic.
He met Arsena, Goddess of assasins. They were polar opposites but they fell in love. Titanius attacks problems head on while Arsena lurks in the shadows and deals with them clandestinely.
Titanius and Arsena begat Zircon and Sibby the antinomian
Vanadius married Germania and they begat Niobes and Sintina.
When Gallia saw Chromius the colorful she melted with joy.
They married and begat Molybdenus and Indima
Manganos married Zinca and they begat Technetius and Cadmia
Technetius had a strange disease that shocked the sons of Adonis and the daughters of Neutra.
Ferron the red was a great hero. He had bright red hair and piercing blue eyes. His Iron will is known to all, and his blood boils red with passion. His magnetic charisma attracts all. He is the patron of red blooded Americans and blacksmiths. Today we pray to him when we need help with blood diseases.
Ferron fell in love with Cupria the bronzen maiden. With bronzed skin and bronze hair Cupria was beautiful beyond belief. As she became a woman she grew green, and came to create coins. People say they are seeing green when they are communing with Cupria.
Ferron and Cupria begat Ruthenius and Argenta
Argenta is the silver daughter. She is mystical and beautiful, and known for her silver hair.
There was a magnetic attraction between Nichaela and Cobalton the blue. They married soon after meeting.
The couple have a false reputation of being evil. Some call Cobalton a Kobold. Nichaela’s children are called Cupronickel or the devil’s copper by some libelous men. And so today we pray to Cobalton and Nichaela for protection against libel.
Cobalton and Nichaela bore two daughters: Rhodia and Palladia
Kryptos and Kryptea laid together and continued their lineage with Xenos and Xenea
Rubidius and Iodina begat Caesar and Astatina.
Caesar took after his father in otherworldly beauty
Astatina suffered the same disease as Technetius, so Iodina took responsibility. She matured and directed her desire towards compassion for her family. She sought to cure Technetius and Astatina
Strontius married Telluria and they begat Barry and Polonia
Yttrius married Sibby and they begat countless children: Lanthanus was the first, and there were so many most just call them the generation of Lanthanus, or Lanthennials. Yttrius named many of his children after himself.
Iodina failed to cure her daughter Astatina, and she died childless.
Niobes wore a deep blue dress despite his gender. His electric personality made him a great conductor. He conducts great symphonies and is sometimes called a superconductor.
Molybdenus son of Chromius son of Magnesius son of Azoth was an apprentice of Azoth. It was through him that life traditionally communed with Azoth, this only changed when Saints Haber and Bosch in their mystical pursuit reached direct communion with Azoth.
Cadmia was a great painter. Molybdenus was her muse and she painted his mystical visions.
They married and begat Wolfstein, and Hagurie the quick
Zircon was a frugal man. With the help of Hausa he created discount diamonds that the frugal use in jewelry.
Sintina was an eccentric goddess who wore a hat made of tin foil. Zircon fell in love with her eccentricity and married her.
Zircon married Sintina and they begat Hafnes and Plebby
Argenta fell in love with Technetius, but Technetius refused to marry her, he said that he couldn’t leave a child without a father.
Mithra didn’t tolerate this. Mithra ordered Technetius to marry Argenta and promised to adopt her after he died.
And so Technetius and Argenta married and Argenta grew pregnant. Just as Technetius died he got to see his twin children: Rhena and Aurelia the Golden Girl.
Argenta and Mithra raised the two to adulthood.
To this day we pray to Technetius to help people avoid dying childless.
Rhodia and Palladia found Ruthenius was the only single man of their generation and they fought over him. In the end both had to marry him. Rhodia bore Osmia and Iridia while Palladia bore Platinus
Caesar loved Astatina, but alas she had died before their marriage.
The plague was devastating on the Lanthennials. While earlier generations had few losses, nearly all the Lanthennials had only stillbiths. Countless children many named died in this period.
Wolfstein refused to marry and lived a solitary life, as did many others.
The misfortunes of Aurelia continued, she married a Lanthennial named Prometheus who soon came down with the plague too. He brought fire to Mithra and Iodina before he died and begged them to fix things.
And so Aurelia married Platinus and they bore no children, for their feared their children would die.
Hagurie was fluid and silver. So she took upon herself the nickname of Quicksilver. She married a Lanthennial named Neodymius and hoped she would have one surviving child. He bore her Uranus.
Thallia was a snake. Daughter of Indiga and Niobes
Plebby was a leader, but she was also poor. She makes bullets for cheap, unlike Argenta. She used to build many things for poor people such as pipes and paint and batteries and gasoline. She married Cerius and he bore her Thor
Today Plebby feels lonely, because many people are wary of her, for she often causes brain damage. But she was never malicious, people’s brains just confused her for Calcifer.
Argenta and Plebby have had a constant debate on who makes better bullets
Today Plebby dedicates herself solely to making batteries and bullets, and protecting people from the plague of Technetius.
The time of the elements seemed gone and hopeless, with so many dead and so few marriages.
Bisma daughter of Sibby sought solace in art. She became well known as a sculptor but bore no children.
Uranus and Thor were distraught and sought to revive their stillborn cousins with necromancy.
They managed to revive Polonia daughter of Telluria, Astatina daughter of Iodina, Radon son of Xenos and Xenea, Francius son of Caesar, Radius son of Barius, Actinus son of Lanthanus, and Protactinius son of Praseodymius. They also revived Prometheus and Technetius. But many of their cousins, and their sisters couldn’t be revived.
As they revived their cousins they released countless byproducts.
Alpha was harmless and claimed by Helios.
Beta was harmless and claimed by Weimbos
Gamma caused death. Today we pray heavily to Uranus and Thor for protection from Gamma particles. As of yet they haven’t blest us with a solution though. We know though that if we help Uranus and Thor with their necromancy project, they will bless us with a solution.
None of the revived ones were stable. Many died immediately after revival. Some are benevolent like Technetius and Prometheus.
Some have regrets. Polonia and Astatina and Radon want to have children, and even have names for their children. Livermoria Tennesina and Oganesson respectively.
Radon is angry at the world and roams the world seeking to pull whoever he can into the underworld with him as he dies, only to be revived again.
Billions of years later the sons of Adam would revive the ones who couldn’t be revived. Some even managed to help Radon have his child Oganesson. They thought Radon would stop haunting the living but that didn’t happen. As Radon is so consumed by rage that he ignores the birth of his own child.
There were the Transuranics
Pluto God of Death
Americus the great American boy scout. Guardian of Boyscouts and freethinkers
And after came the most mysterious ones. Nameless elementals
Francis and Tenessina and Rades and Livermore married and each bore a son and a daughter
Actinus and Moscovia bore 23 sons and one daughter
And the rest of the generation bore only daughters
Even after this though many of the elementals continue to beget children with each other. Sometimes in affairs and sometimes legitimately. Nadrius and Chlorina begat a son named Saltus, Azoth and Adonai begat Ammonius, Hausa and Adonis begat Danu god of rain. The children of the elementals are innumerable and live everywhere in the universe
The afterbirth became Hillu. The chaos that haunts us all.
Yin and Yang married and vowed burn the afterbirth.
Their first night together was vocal and passionate.
Listen carefully to the radio.
You will still hear their ecstatic first words.
Spoken with tantric unison
“Let there be light”
Soon Yin bore three daughters: Dextra and Bessa and Sinistra
Their daughters were lonely and begged for brothers
So Yin and Yang laid together again.
By the curse of Hillu Yin died in childbirth
And she gave birth to Fermius and Bosos
So it is said, but we don’t know where Yin is, merely that we live in the world of Yang and Yin is nowhere to be found.
Dextra and Sinistra fought over Fermius, in the end he married them both
Bessa took her time slow and steady
Marrying Bosos after the Planck epoch
Fermius and Dextra begat the house of the right hand
Fermius and Sinistra begat the house of the left hand
Bessa and Bosos begat together the house of Bosos
Bosos and Bessa intended to divide the four forces between their children.
Firstborn was Gravitos, and they gave him gravity
Secondborn was Gluvos, and he was given strong interaction
Twins thirdborn were Weimbos and Zoros
Both Weimbos and Zoros wanted to claim electromagnetism, neither one wanted to be the lord of weak interaction. As they fought over electromagnetism, Bosos and Bessa declared that they would both rule weak interaction.
So Bosos and Bessa laid together and begat Photos
And Photos was given Lordship over Electromagnetism
Still Bosos and Bessa were unsatisfied, so they laid together once more to give birth to the ultimate particle
They begat Higos the “God Particle”.
They sent prophets to all nations, much to the chagrin of Higos.
As the house of Bosos grew so too did the rival houses of Fermius
The two houses grew as mirror images
To Sinistra were born Lord Quarkon the colorful and Lady Lepta the colorless.
Both were strong personalities who wished to pass on their surnames, so they begged for new spouses.
Fermius and Sinistra begat Quarra and Achromo Sterino
Quarkon married Quarra and Lepta married Achromo
Under the guidance of Gluvos the tribe of Quarkon grew greatly for 3 generations
Quarkon I and Quarra begat Quarkon II the Truthful and Quarra II the Beautiful
Quarkon the Truthful and Quarra the beautiful begat Quarkon the Charming and Quarra the Strange
Quarra the strange had cat ears and wanted to destroy the world with strangelets
Quarkon the charming and Quarra the strange begat Quarkon IV the Up-above and Quarra IV the Down-below
Quarkon and Quarra IV begat Proteus and Neutra
Lepta and Achromo begat Taia and Tatrino.
As Achromo was a poor father and a submissive husband his sons became very timid. They rarely interact with the world, they wander around as mere observers of the world. Some people call them neutrinos because now no matter how much encouragement they get they will always remain neutral to the world around them
Taia and Tatrino begat Mia and Mutrino
Mia and Mutrino begat Lecter and Neutrino
And so there were the three generations of the daughters of Lepta.
The daughters of Dextra multiplied in a mirror image to the daughters of Sinistra. And so the three generations were replicated perfectly in her house too. Except the sons of Achromo Sterino were even more submissive than the sons of Achromo Neutrino, for they lacked the blessings of Weimbos and Zoros, having only the blessing of Gravitos they came to be known as Dark Matter.
Finally while Lecter was born to Mia Sinistra Electra was born to Mia Dextra.
Lecter and Electra were an inseparable couple combining left and right. They begat Shelly who married Proteus of the Lefthand tribe
Left and Right make Right. Proteus and Shelly married and they begat Adonis.
Some call Adonis the Watermaker, for he is the father of water, he is known to Germans as the Wasserstoff, but best known by his Ancient Greek name, given to him by Homer himself, Adonis Hydrogeneus.
In ancient times it was said that the history of a nation is preserved within its soil. Nowhere is this more true than on Terra, a nation with kilometers upon kilometers of history. It has been many kilometers since I was born here, and quite a few since I last visited.
Wherever I go people always ask me about my life, as I quickly found Terra is no exception. This is probably the most annoying thing about being the oldest person in the galaxy, because at this point I barely know anything more about my youth than anyone else does. The memories of my youth have been in the public domain for eons, and countless older memories are readily available.
I went as a pilgrim to many of the ancient sites of Terra: I performed Hajj under the Solstice while the sun was in Sagittarius and the moon in Gemini, visited the old city of Jerusalem, reenacted the ancient rituals of Gobeklitepe, and visited Saint Peters Basilica.
It’s ironic how strongly the Meccans admire me. In my youth I spent centuries waiting to be permitted entry, and now my pilgrimage was the largest single gathering in history.
An entire Dyson sphere swarmed to a single city. The wormholes were packed to capacity. People were denied entry to Terra for fear of overheating. Billions of people learned the long dead language of classical Arabic after this, and it started a decades long trend in entertainment across the entire Gaian sphere.
Despite the crowding nobody died in the Hajj. Terra was sufficiently angelnetted that the worst injuries were a few broken arms.
I accidentally made history in what was supposed to be an anonymous pilgrimage due to the promotion of the Caliph.
I suddenly saw memes pop up in many dead languages after my trip: Arabic, Greek, Indonesian, Hindustani, Swahili, Tamil, and English among others. Even American sign language was revived
Even after seeing this for millennia the scale of society still impresses me. In my youth these numbers were unthinkable. More people learned English from my pilgrimage than had ever known it before, more pilgrims came to Mecca in that single week than there were ever followers of old Islam. Synchronous virtual pilgrims added onto that 100-fold and asynchronous virtual pilgrims dwarfed the synchronous pilgrims 100-fold alike.
I even saw a meme about Earth-chan not being flat, and witnessed an argument between two posters, op said that the meme came only a few years after Eratosthenes and Magellan proved Terra was round, while the other Anon said the meme likely dated back to 1973 and referenced the famous blue marble picture, since the internet didn’t exist until people had colonized Luna.
As much as this made me laugh, these weren’t idiots. Not everyone is an expert in history. In my childhood they would have been idiots, but in my childhood these were relatable times. My birth is ten times closer to that of Eratosthenes than to the present. Not knowing the bronze age copper age distinction back then didn’t make me an idiot. I sure as hell couldn’t get a joke written in ancient Sumerian, and despite being descended from it, Terran is further from English than English was from Sumerian.
As a native speaker of English I occasionally recognize words from my childhood in everyday speech, proper nouns aside they are rare. Sure I can figure out the origins of words from sound shifts, but meaning shifts are so bizarre seemingly no words mean the same thing. I get how love became laɓam but how it came to mean kugelblitz is beyond me.
I am so old but at the same time, my life is a mere drop in the ocean of the universe. I’ve seen revived dinosaurs, but my life is less than a thousandth of the time since the dinosaurs died.