Twas the 11 billionth 600 millionth year since the birth
The daughters of Saya had brought the world near death
Their excessive O2 emissions were toxic
And so the air caught fire and there was no methane
Countless maidens died in the firestorm and suffocated in oxygen
And after that there was no methane greenhouse to heat the Earth
All the oceans froze over and it looked like life would die
The Great Tectonic Maiden Kenora, daughter of Terra, sister of Gaiadora was born
Her vastness covered the frozen sea
And she split into many
As Lucas grew old he realized he had no sons, but he needed a successor, so he adopted Shiva and Poxau
Each wished to be firstborn
Lucas saw evil in Poxau’s heart so he gave his birthright to Shiva
Shiva married Mardöll the Archea
Shiva merged his envelope with the her membrane and came to live inside her, he came to care for her, and blest her with his own proteins.
Poxau was jealous, so he vowed to destroy the sons of Shiva. He vowed vengeance upon the sons of Shiva
And so the sons of Poxau are a Pox on our house. They gave us smallpox.
She wasn’t the happiest with their marriage, so he didn’t break all his walls down.
Shiva kept his two membranes around his DNA, he built great channels through his two membrane so his messenger RNA could reach Mardöll’s ribosomes
And so he remained in her house and they lived together.
They had a great life together, but they wanted children. They vowed to the first Mitosis
They replicated their genes: Shiva in his nucleus and Mardöll in her nucleoid
Together they built a great machine: The Centriole that would move their genes and everything else around their cells
They created little robots named Kinis that walked on their tethers carrying everything around the cell
Each condensed into chromatin, and Mardöll dismantled her ribosome factory. So began the first prophase.
Shiva took a leap of faith and broke down his nucleus into little vesicles
And so began the first Prometaphase
In the center they lined up their scrolls
Mother and father each had great Chromatic Scrolls. Bound together in pairs, two copies written by the greatest of scribes linked together by centromeres
Twas the first Metaphase
Then their Kinis pulled each of their copies to either side of the cell
Each cell had two chromosomes: one of Shiva and one of Mardöll
Two great scrolls of wisdom from father and mother
Twas the first Anaphase
Then the pieces of the nucleus reformed around each set
Two Nuclei each with Two Chromosomes
Within each Nucleus was the scroll of Shiva and the scroll of Mardöll
Together they split in the first Mitosis, and so were born Euka and Parka
Their membrane split together on both sides in Cytokinesis
Both Euka and Parka unrolled their Chromatic scrolls
And so the first Mitosis was concluded
As Euka unrolled his scrolls he built a factory on the scroll of Mardöll, his Nucleolus.
He built a complex system of gates so his messengers could carry their scrolls of RNA to his workers in the Ribosomes outside
Parka became the strangest organism, neither Eukaryote nor Prokaryote. Today his sons live in the volcano Myōjin-shō near Okinawa
Euka met Eve and Lilith.
Euka and Lilith came together to stay warm from the cold.
Euka welcomed Lilith to his house
But soon Hengweh tempted Lilith to become selfish. As she learned more from him she grew crueler.
So Euka expelled her from his household
And welcomed her sister Eve in her stead
And so Mithra married Euka to Eve and blessed their marriage.
Eve became the mitochondria and Euka became the nucleus and their union established the great tradition of marriage.
Lilith was angry and the daughters of Lilith continue to attack the descendants of Euka and Eve to this day.
Among the daughters of Lilith are Midichloria who regretted the evils of her ancestress, Rickettsia who takes greatly after her matriarch, and Wolbachia the Elah of domestic abusers.
Midichloria became the ancestress of the Midichlorians.
Wolbachia is the Elah of domestic abusers and simps. She forcibly marries men and castrates them.
Rickettsia has more vitriol than any of her sisters. She gives us many plagues
Euka and Eve bore Reticulus and Flagella
Reticulus extended and formalized his nucleus
He formed a manufacturing network connected to his nucleus, between the inner membrane and the outer membrane
We call his network the Endoplasmic Reticulum
His network had two sections: the rough segment and the smooth segment
In his rough segment he studded the membrane with ribosomes so the peptide chains would enter the manufacturing chambers and fold there.
It was here he built his phospholipids and membrane proteins
He transported them with vesicles all over his house
In the smooth segment he stored ions and created cholesterols. Estrogen and Testosterone, as well as Lipoproteins.
Reticulus bore Golgi
Golgi built an apparatus. He budded many vesicles from his endoplasmic reticulum and formed them into a processing center of its own.
Golgi created a complex apparatus for making vesicles, the Golgi Apparatus
Flagella improved her own Flagella
With joints and centriolar muscles instead of mere rotation
Flagella begat Vaultess and Hauyam
Vaultess created a mysterious vault
Golgi revived the tradition of his great grandfather. And so he shed viral particles.
His viral particles were the first sperm
And the sperm of Golgi merged with Vaultess and Hauyam
And so Vaultess became Zygos and Hauyam became Dipla
Zygos son of Golgi and Dipla daughter of Hauyam both had two copies of each scroll.
They were the first diploid cells
With two scrolls to guide them