Hillu saw the many planets of the galaxies and grew resentful
Leto bore Chiron many daughters.
In the endless toil stars tried to produce something greater. They wanted children greater than themselves but the evil serpent Hillu always killed their children. Gamma ray bursts, meteors, manipulating the elementals, war, suicide. Hillu had an endless arsenal to sterilize the universe. That he used in every star and every planet in the universe. It seemed Hillu had won and the universe would return to chaos.
And so Mithra said that they needed a leader
And so Azoth was elected the first president
Azoth was filled with passion. With his whip Azoth subdued Hillu
But it was incomplete.
So Azoth sought greater power
As Azoth said
“I know that I hung on a wind-rocked tree,
nine whole nights,
pluckt thine own eye,
and flagellated thineself,
with a spear wounded, and to Azoth offered,
myself to myself;
on that tree, of which no one knows
from what root it springs.
Bread no one gave me, nor a horn of drink,
downward I peered,
to runes applied myself, wailing learnt them,
then fell down thence.”
And so to this day we celebrate the sacrifice of Azoth under Virgo’s Aegis
Under Azoth there was constant war
Hillu’s wrath was relentless
Countless wars wrought on countless planets
It is said that nothing grows from scorched earth
Might that we why when we look at the stars we see no neighbors
Only Gods and spinster Wanderstars
O the loneliness of the widows of the sky
So close yet so far.
So lonely for so long.
The Elohim saw it hopeless, but then they tried again.
Mithra vowed one star may bear life.
Mithra vowed Amaterasu daughter of Izanami would bear myriad descendants.
To marry all the widows in the sky.
To conquer chaos
Mithradonai led his armies to the great Citadel of Chiron
Stolen by Hillu
And so the 88 stellar legions descended upon Chiron
To distract from Amaterasu
So many united as one, but not all were loyal.
Cetus mutinied against Mithra, for their queen wished Tau Ceti bear life, rather than Amaterasu
Cetus rebelled and thought Hillu would take mercy on Tau Ceti
Among the legions there are 13 above the rest
The thirteen great legions who fought off Cetus
The thirteen who guard Amaterasu
Crusading legions of celestial widows
With the wrath of a million suns
Sagittarius served the first month
Many hate Mondays
9 billion years before on Monday Yin and Yang were born, if they never left Sunday we wouldn’t be here.
And so Sagittarius is the Monday of months, and Mithra blesses us all every Monday.
No Monday No Sunday
Tis the law of Mithrazoth
Blessed be Sagittarius
We shall reach thine arm and save our father Chiron
To Jupiter and the outer worlds
To all frontiers
We pray each Yule for good tidings
For the year and for all time
Capricorn served the second month
So we honor her hard work
With work on marriages
Valentine’s Day and White Day
Lupercalia and Groundhog’s Day
Aquarius served the third month
Blessing us with creativity, charity, and joy
Shroventide and Lententide
Two tides of one coin
With Shroventide: Carnival and Chūnjié
Happiness and Celebration
With Lententide: Ramadan and Purim
Discipline and Charity
On the 28th day Aquarius ends his shift
And Cetus struck
The traitor legion
Led solely by wrath
Lent’s darkest day
Cetus has no month, for Pisces is victorious
Each year we shelter ourselves as Pisces fights back
Each year Pisces wins
We must conquer Cetus
Free Tau Ceti
For Pisces we rebuild
We fool around a little
But only for Christ
We visit our forefathers
And we grow
On the last sabbath we pray for exodus
For messengers and leaders
Messiahs and Prophets
Aries served the fifth month
With maypoles and jolliness
Bonfires and unions
Taurus served the sixth month
Pentecost and Shauvot
Hajj and the great festival
Gemini served the seventh month
As midsummer came
We pray to Adonai
We celebrate her blessings
Karkino served the eighth month
Lammastide and firstfruits
We handfast under Karkino
Leo served the ninth month
We celebrate strength and joy
The Dormition of Yin
Virgo served the tenth month
For her we contemplate our sins
And the sacrifice of Azoth
We atone and fast
Libra served the eleventh month
We grow past sin and use impartial judgment
The festival of Fungi and Workers
Scorpio served the twelfth month
The month of the dead
The great festivals of Halloween, All Saints Day, and Remembrance Day come with the Aegis of Scorpio
Ophiuchus the thirteenth month
The youngest month, the month of the serpent bearer
Opens with Thanksgiving and Black Friday
Christmastide and Hanukkah
We fight the darkness
And so Amaterasu met Chiron again
And then they repeated
We support our by naming the months after them
It’s the least we can do
Freedom isn’t free
We call these legions the Zodiac
Amaterasu bore many daughters
Amaterasu laid with Inachus and he bore her Vulcana
Amaterasu laid with Hermes and he bore her Mercury
Amaterasu laid with Tholos and he bore her Venus, Gaia, Mars, and Phaëton
Amaterasu laid with Jove and he bore her Jupiter and Saturn
Amaterasu laid with Vayu and he bore her Uranus and Neptune
Amaterasu laid with Anaxydros and he bore her Tefnut, and the twins Pluto and Charon, and all the Plutinos
Amaterasu laid with a man we know not
And he bore her Nibiru
The mysterious waif cast out
To the land of weeping and gnashing of teeth
We mourn her loss but cannot find her
In the heat of their youths the daughters of Amaterasu were fertile
Vulcana was filled with passion. She absorbed the energy of her mother.
As she grew older Vulcana broke out with terrible acne. Her skin broke out volcanically. She flew too close to the sun and broke apart in fire.
And so we pray to Vulcana for help with puberty, avoiding suicide, and help with endometriosis, and help with eating disorders.
When we find another wanderstar like her we will name her Vulcana II in honor of the struggles teenage girls must go through
Like her father Mercury was unique
Hermetic and Mercurial but also a little dense
She was heard-headed and stubborn.
Every three months she runs around Amaterasu
Spreading joy to all
Venus bore a great ocean of endless waters
Gaia bore her own ocean, it melted after Venus
Mars bore her ocean which melted third
Phaëton bore her ocean that melted fourth
Tefnut melted fifth into the biggest ocean. The big blue dot.
Tefnut was a great planetess. A Super-Earth.
Jupiter was a true wanderstar. She wandered around and got in everyone’s way.
Move fast and break things
She said to all
She married Inachus and he bore her Io
Then she married Tholos and he bore her Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto
Saturn was amorous but comitted
She married Tholos and he bore her Mimas Enceladus Tethys Dione Rhea Titan Hyperion and Iapetus
Uranus was amorous Tholos bore her Miranda Ariel Umbriel Titania and Oberon
Neptune was amorous Tholos bore her Tritonia
Pluto and Charon were close twins, horse twins.
They run together across the cosmos as equals.
Their sisters went further away. They founded a great nation they called the Kuiper belt
Nibiru was a prodigal daughter.
She ran away and Amaterasu couldn’t find her.
We pray to Nibiru to help runaways, wherever she is she is always welcome back.
But Hillu wasn’t gone. Hillu fired at Amaterasu with a great rockslide.
Missiles rained down on Amaterasu, the power of a million nukes.
Hillu knocked Uranus on her side
Hillu pushed Jupiter into Phaëton shattering her, her body shattered into a million pieces.
Her body parts became the asteroid belt, her head became Ceres. Mars adopted her hands, the right became Deimos and the left became Phobos.
Mars was struck by a great meteor which created a great dent in her head
We call that dent Borealis Basin.
In her dent she kept a great ocean.
Gaia was hit worst of all. The meteor Theia completely destroyed her like Phaëton before her, but Gaia had will to live, she formed back into two daughters.
Terra and Luna, the blessed twins.
Terra was earthly and carefully reformed her ocean
Luna was a lunatic who ran around Terra constantly.
Luna once teased Terra by jumping in front of Amaterasu
Terra cried for she thought Amaterasu dead
Luna is a trickstress always there to shake things up
In the oceans of Venus Tholos worked hard to build a great clan. Tholos would found the greatest lineage of all there, and there he became ancestor to us all.