Adonis and Neutra saw a great world out there. In all directions they saw the great amniotic sea.
Adonis and Neutra married and wished to form a big family to fill the sea. They laid with each other and Neutra became pregnant.
Neutra bore their seconborn Deuter
Then again she bore twins: Trito and Helios
Hydrogen and Helium the 3rd
And fourthborn was Helia the 4th
Helium the 4th
It was in this age that the sons of Photos ruled the universe. The Amniotic sea boiled with their activity. Without privacy none of the sons of Quarkon could lay with each other.
As the amniotic sea cooled and the sons of Photos calmed Adonis and Neutra tried again but they couldn’t conceive.
Adonis tried marrying Helia, and to them HeH was born.
HeH was insane and the marriage was miserable. For a hundred thousand years they tried to make it work, but it never did.
At last Adonis and Helia broke their marriage in the first divorce, and both were made happier, and so it was made law that parents would never marry their children.
As they divorced HeH was reabsorbed into each of them, to take new life in their next children.
Scientists sometimes try replicating this marriage in labs. Whenever they recreate HeH with their sick necromancy he returns to death immediately.
And then Helios and Helia saw the world and saw each other. They rejected the world and married each other. They became the ancestors of the Pharaohs, Hillbillies, and Mamzers.
They begat Neos and Neia, bright orange twins.
As they fell further into desperation the world darkened. And so for centuries they lived in a dark age of despair.
But as the world darkened Adonis and Neutra rekindled their relationship.
With privacy from the sons of Photos they tried again. But they felt something was missing.
So Adonis and Neutra added more to their marriage. First they added Glu, then they added Weimbos, then Gravita. Soon all were in the marriage, trying to help Adonis and Neutra conceive.
Finally they added Rokkor son of Mutrino Sterino, the dark one, he formed a Halo around them and they finally conceived.
In this orgy they all managed to beget Starog and Babastella together, Starog and Babastella took Adonis as their father, and Neutra as their mother. Starog took the name of his father, and Babastella took the name of her mother. Starog son of Adonai and Babastella daughter of Neutra. This began the tradition of daughters taking the names of their mothers and sons taking the names of their fathers, and the tradition that the groom shall stand on the left and the bride on the right. All men’s names come from the colorful house of Lord Quarkon on the the left and all women’s names come from the colorless house of Lady Lepta on the right.
Starog and Babastella were the cosmic parents. By them were born many.
First they bore quintuplets: Spalla, Mithra, Azoth, Hausa, and Florina.
Spalla was the eldest daughter. She married Neos and he bore her Lithon, Esmeralda, and Astarte.
Lithon was a light and energetic man.
Esmeralda was a great beautiful woman. The emeralds are her children.
Astarte was a great cosmic woman. She creates Borax, and burns brightly with a green flame of vitality. She creates diamonds of blue.
Mithra was a man of order. He had four arms to bridge all gaps, and a compassionate heart to appeal to all. Mithra wore a black robe of carbon nanotubes, with diamonds everywhere, his piercing eyes saw all. His great beard showed his wisdom. He married Astarte, the blue maiden. They begat Aluminon and Silicon. He arranged his two sons marry the celestial maidens Celestella and Gigastella.
Azoth lived by his will. He ran fast with the power of the wind, and his youth. He carried with him a whip. With his whip he captured the green maiden Esmeralda, and they happily married and Magnesius and Phosphorus were born to them.
Hausa was a mature woman. Her eyes wine-dark as the sea. She was air and sea, and stone.
Florina was filled with desire. She had a great fluorescent halo of desire around her. Her teeth were brilliant white. She was always one electron away from perfection, and needed a man to fill that last electron.
Lithon first married Neia. Neia bore him Nadrius.
Neia was disloyal and left Lithon for her brother Neos
When Neia married Neos they vowed never to fork their family tree again.
Neos didn’t know Neia was already pregnant
And so Argos was born to Neia and Neos thought he was the father
In his sorrow Lithon married Florina and he bore her Chlorina
Whenever Florina sees Lithon she flouresces with joy.
Alas Florina was disloyal and unstable and their marriage collapsed.
So Lithon married Hausa
Mithra officiated the marriage and gave his blessing
Hausa stabilized Lithon and they bore Sulfa
Sulfa and Chlorina grew up together as sisters
Next Starog and Babastella bore septuplets. Seven beautiful girls. A stellar delivery
Juno Brunhilda Ruby Chrystella Celestella Gigastella and Kali
Brunhilda and Juno were stillborns. Brown and dark and tiny.
Juno was born to be wild. Without masters she wandered the cosmos looking for adventure.
With heavy metal thunder she built a life for herself in the void.
A lone wolf on the cosmic steppe
Juno became the ancestress of the Steppenwolves
Brunhilda lived a solitary industrious life on the Wine dark sea.
Brunhilda became the ancestress of the Dwarves and a dwarven goddess.
Ruby is still alive today, slow burning and very efficient. She isn’t very big, but she makes up for it in age.
Chrystella would expand into a red giant and blow off her atmosphere in massive hot flashes. She shrank into a small white celestial grandmother who lives to this day taking care of her planetary nebula.
Celestella and Gigastella had lived life so brightly that they both exploded into clouds of fertility. Supernovas. Celestella sought to bring as much life into the world as she could in her prime while Gigastella was stressed.
Kali was a dark goddess with a million arms. She was titanic and absorbed immense energy. She became the ancestress of the Quasars
Nadrius was born to Lithon and Neia, he took dominion over Sodium and is very aggressive and volatile. He married Chlorina whose passion was equal and opposite and became the father of Kaltus and Bromina.
Magnesius married Sulfa, daughter of Lithon and Hausa, and they had many children.
Calcifer, Scandius, Titanius, Vanadius, Chromius, Mangonos, Ferron, and Selena.
Sulfa aggressively defends her children with fire and brimstone against any who threaten them.
Aluminon married Celestella daughter of Babastella and they begat a great family.
Cobalton and Nichaela and Cupria and Zinca and Gallia
With five great children Celestella was finished with her fertility and became like her ancestress Neutra. She pulsed in the night sky for generations and acts as a celestial grandmother to her nebula. She still lives to this day but is much cooler and pulses less.
Silicon married Gigastella, the darker sister of Celestella. She bore him a single daughter: Germania.
Phosphorus is the Phosphorescent lightbringer. Some call him Hesperos. Those who defy him face his glowing white wrath. He is also a great archivist and powers all life.
Phosphorus laid with Gigastella for she was disloyal to Silicon, Gigastella bore him Arsena
Argos tried to lay with his sister, but she failed to please him. Gigastella seduced him and became pregnant by him. Argos panicked for he had children by Gigastella but not Argea, so he took his children in an egg and placed it in bed with Argea. Argea was overjoyed and thought she gave birth to Kryptos and Kryptea.
Kaltus son of Nadrius fell in love with Bromina daughter of Chlorina
Bromina was seductive and liquid. Her desires were strong and she was very flexible and fluid.
Kaltus is the God of bananas and Potash, so Bromina reciprocated his feelings.
They married and begat Rubidius and Iodina.
Rubidius was beautifully effeminate, yet fully masculine too
Calcifer was strong and tough, his bones are so strong they are the only thing we see, today we pray to him to help strengthen our bones.
He married Selena, the seductive daughter of Sulfa and they begat Strontius and Tellurius
Scandius couldn’t find a wife, but Gigastella seduced him, she bore him a son named Yttrius. Scandius felt guilt for disrespecting Silicon, so he told him the truth. Gigastella imploded in shame and hoarded everything and became a black hole because nothing escaped her, her nebula waited around her. She hoarded so much that she couldn’t even let go of light. To this day nothing has escaped her hoard. We only know of it from the absence of light coming from it.
Titanius was great and strong wearing piercings everywhere in his body, he was truly Titanic.
He met Arsena, Goddess of assasins. They were polar opposites but they fell in love. Titanius attacks problems head on while Arsena lurks in the shadows and deals with them clandestinely.
Titanius and Arsena begat Zircon and Sibby the antinomian
Vanadius married Germania and they begat Niobes and Sintina.
When Gallia saw Chromius the colorful she melted with joy.
They married and begat Molybdenus and Indima
Manganos married Zinca and they begat Technetius and Cadmia
Technetius had a strange disease that shocked the sons of Adonis and the daughters of Neutra.
Ferron the red was a great hero. He had bright red hair and piercing blue eyes. His Iron will is known to all, and his blood boils red with passion. His magnetic charisma attracts all. He is the patron of red blooded Americans and blacksmiths. Today we pray to him when we need help with blood diseases.
Ferron fell in love with Cupria the bronzen maiden. With bronzed skin and bronze hair Cupria was beautiful beyond belief. As she became a woman she grew green, and came to create coins. People say they are seeing green when they are communing with Cupria.
Ferron and Cupria begat Ruthenius and Argenta
Argenta is the silver daughter. She is mystical and beautiful, and known for her silver hair.
There was a magnetic attraction between Nichaela and Cobalton the blue. They married soon after meeting.
The couple have a false reputation of being evil. Some call Cobalton a Kobold. Nichaela’s children are called Cupronickel or the devil’s copper by some libelous men. And so today we pray to Cobalton and Nichaela for protection against libel.
Cobalton and Nichaela bore two daughters: Rhodia and Palladia
Kryptos and Kryptea laid together and continued their lineage with Xenos and Xenea
Rubidius and Iodina begat Caesar and Astatina.
Caesar took after his father in otherworldly beauty
Astatina suffered the same disease as Technetius, so Iodina took responsibility. She matured and directed her desire towards compassion for her family. She sought to cure Technetius and Astatina
Strontius married Telluria and they begat Barry and Polonia
Yttrius married Sibby and they begat countless children: Lanthanus was the first, and there were so many most just call them the generation of Lanthanus, or Lanthennials. Yttrius named many of his children after himself.
Iodina failed to cure her daughter Astatina, and she died childless.
Niobes wore a deep blue dress despite his gender. His electric personality made him a great conductor. He conducts great symphonies and is sometimes called a superconductor.
Molybdenus son of Chromius son of Magnesius son of Azoth was an apprentice of Azoth. It was through him that life traditionally communed with Azoth, this only changed when Saints Haber and Bosch in their mystical pursuit reached direct communion with Azoth.
Cadmia was a great painter. Molybdenus was her muse and she painted his mystical visions.
They married and begat Wolfstein, and Hagurie the quick
Zircon was a frugal man. With the help of Hausa he created discount diamonds that the frugal use in jewelry.
Sintina was an eccentric goddess who wore a hat made of tin foil. Zircon fell in love with her eccentricity and married her.
Zircon married Sintina and they begat Hafnes and Plebby
Argenta fell in love with Technetius, but Technetius refused to marry her, he said that he couldn’t leave a child without a father.
Mithra didn’t tolerate this. Mithra ordered Technetius to marry Argenta and promised to adopt her after he died.
And so Technetius and Argenta married and Argenta grew pregnant. Just as Technetius died he got to see his twin children: Rhena and Aurelia the Golden Girl.
Argenta and Mithra raised the two to adulthood.
To this day we pray to Technetius to help people avoid dying childless.
Rhodia and Palladia found Ruthenius was the only single man of their generation and they fought over him. In the end both had to marry him. Rhodia bore Osmia and Iridia while Palladia bore Platinus
Caesar loved Astatina, but alas she had died before their marriage.
The plague was devastating on the Lanthennials. While earlier generations had few losses, nearly all the Lanthennials had only stillbiths. Countless children many named died in this period.
Wolfstein refused to marry and lived a solitary life, as did many others.
The misfortunes of Aurelia continued, she married a Lanthennial named Prometheus who soon came down with the plague too. He brought fire to Mithra and Iodina before he died and begged them to fix things.
And so Aurelia married Platinus and they bore no children, for their feared their children would die.
Hagurie was fluid and silver. So she took upon herself the nickname of Quicksilver. She married a Lanthennial named Neodymius and hoped she would have one surviving child. He bore her Uranus.
Thallia was a snake. Daughter of Indiga and Niobes
Plebby was a leader, but she was also poor. She makes bullets for cheap, unlike Argenta. She used to build many things for poor people such as pipes and paint and batteries and gasoline. She married Cerius and he bore her Thor
Today Plebby feels lonely, because many people are wary of her, for she often causes brain damage. But she was never malicious, people’s brains just confused her for Calcifer.
Argenta and Plebby have had a constant debate on who makes better bullets
Today Plebby dedicates herself solely to making batteries and bullets, and protecting people from the plague of Technetius.
The time of the elements seemed gone and hopeless, with so many dead and so few marriages.
Bisma daughter of Sibby sought solace in art. She became well known as a sculptor but bore no children.
Uranus and Thor were distraught and sought to revive their stillborn cousins with necromancy.
They managed to revive Polonia daughter of Telluria, Astatina daughter of Iodina, Radon son of Xenos and Xenea, Francius son of Caesar, Radius son of Barius, Actinus son of Lanthanus, and Protactinius son of Praseodymius. They also revived Prometheus and Technetius. But many of their cousins, and their sisters couldn’t be revived.
As they revived their cousins they released countless byproducts.
Alpha was harmless and claimed by Helios.
Beta was harmless and claimed by Weimbos
Gamma caused death. Today we pray heavily to Uranus and Thor for protection from Gamma particles. As of yet they haven’t blest us with a solution though. We know though that if we help Uranus and Thor with their necromancy project, they will bless us with a solution.
None of the revived ones were stable. Many died immediately after revival. Some are benevolent like Technetius and Prometheus.
Some have regrets. Polonia and Astatina and Radon want to have children, and even have names for their children. Livermoria Tennesina and Oganesson respectively.
Radon is angry at the world and roams the world seeking to pull whoever he can into the underworld with him as he dies, only to be revived again.
Billions of years later the sons of Adam would revive the ones who couldn’t be revived. Some even managed to help Radon have his child Oganesson. They thought Radon would stop haunting the living but that didn’t happen. As Radon is so consumed by rage that he ignores the birth of his own child.
There were the Transuranics
Pluto God of Death
Americus the great American boy scout. Guardian of Boyscouts and freethinkers
And after came the most mysterious ones. Nameless elementals
Francis and Tenessina and Rades and Livermore married and each bore a son and a daughter
Actinus and Moscovia bore 23 sons and one daughter
And the rest of the generation bore only daughters
Even after this though many of the elementals continue to beget children with each other. Sometimes in affairs and sometimes legitimately. Nadrius and Chlorina begat a son named Saltus, Azoth and Adonai begat Ammonius, Hausa and Adonis begat Danu god of rain. The children of the elementals are innumerable and live everywhere in the universe