When time began, two twins, divine, were born
Brother, Sister, Yin Yang, they grew greatly
A millionfold they grew in a second
Endless Waters rushed out to everywhere
These waters became spacetime
The afterbirth became Hillu. The chaos that haunts us all.
Yin and Yang married and vowed burn the afterbirth.
Their first night together was vocal and passionate.
Listen carefully to the radio.
You will still hear their ecstatic first words.
Spoken with tantric unison
“Let there be light”
Soon Yin bore three daughters: Dextra and Bessa and Sinistra
Their daughters were lonely and begged for brothers
So Yin and Yang laid together again.
By the curse of Hillu Yin died in childbirth
And she gave birth to Fermius and Bosos
So it is said, but we don’t know where Yin is, merely that we live in the world of Yang and Yin is nowhere to be found.
Dextra and Sinistra fought over Fermius, in the end he married them both
Bessa took her time slow and steady
Marrying Bosos after the Planck epoch
Fermius and Dextra begat the house of the right hand
Fermius and Sinistra begat the house of the left hand
Bessa and Bosos begat together the house of Bosos
Bosos and Bessa intended to divide the four forces between their children.
Firstborn was Gravitos, and they gave him gravity
Secondborn was Gluvos, and he was given strong interaction
Twins thirdborn were Weimbos and Zoros
Both Weimbos and Zoros wanted to claim electromagnetism, neither one wanted to be the lord of weak interaction. As they fought over electromagnetism, Bosos and Bessa declared that they would both rule weak interaction.
So Bosos and Bessa laid together and begat Photos
And Photos was given Lordship over Electromagnetism
Still Bosos and Bessa were unsatisfied, so they laid together once more to give birth to the ultimate particle
They begat Higos the “God Particle”.
They sent prophets to all nations, much to the chagrin of Higos.
As the house of Bosos grew so too did the rival houses of Fermius
The two houses grew as mirror images
To Sinistra were born Lord Quarkon the colorful and Lady Lepta the colorless.
Both were strong personalities who wished to pass on their surnames, so they begged for new spouses.
Fermius and Sinistra begat Quarra and Achromo Sterino
Quarkon married Quarra and Lepta married Achromo
Under the guidance of Gluvos the tribe of Quarkon grew greatly for 3 generations
Quarkon I and Quarra begat Quarkon II the Truthful and Quarra II the Beautiful
Quarkon the Truthful and Quarra the beautiful begat Quarkon the Charming and Quarra the Strange
Quarra the strange had cat ears and wanted to destroy the world with strangelets
Quarkon the charming and Quarra the strange begat Quarkon IV the Up-above and Quarra IV the Down-below
Quarkon and Quarra IV begat Proteus and Neutra
Lepta and Achromo begat Taia and Tatrino.
As Achromo was a poor father and a submissive husband his sons became very timid. They rarely interact with the world, they wander around as mere observers of the world. Some people call them neutrinos because now no matter how much encouragement they get they will always remain neutral to the world around them
Taia and Tatrino begat Mia and Mutrino
Mia and Mutrino begat Lecter and Neutrino
And so there were the three generations of the daughters of Lepta.
The daughters of Dextra multiplied in a mirror image to the daughters of Sinistra. And so the three generations were replicated perfectly in her house too. Except the sons of Achromo Sterino were even more submissive than the sons of Achromo Neutrino, for they lacked the blessings of Weimbos and Zoros, having only the blessing of Gravitos they came to be known as Dark Matter.
Finally while Lecter was born to Mia Sinistra Electra was born to Mia Dextra.
Lecter and Electra were an inseparable couple combining left and right. They begat Shelly who married Proteus of the Lefthand tribe
Left and Right make Right. Proteus and Shelly married and they begat Adonis.
Some call Adonis the Watermaker, for he is the father of water, he is known to Germans as the Wasserstoff, but best known by his Ancient Greek name, given to him by Homer himself, Adonis Hydrogeneus.